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Urban Dictionary

I will in Fuck 

A phrase one would use if you were being sarcastic. "I will in fuck" meaning, there is no chance you will do something. This phrase originates from Dublin. Featured on "Sarah & Steve".
1. Catalina: Boys, D'ya's wanna do shots eh tequilla off eh me stomach?
Steve: I will in Fuck, ya red wreck!

japaster 

an unfortunate string of events; must include an earthquake, tsunami and nuclear meltdown.
Not another Japaster: damn Charlie Sheen.....
japaster by Turdberry April 2, 2011
Caralinka is an amazing, kind, and sweet person. She is very tall and ineffably beautiful. She has the most beautiful curly hair and generally overdresses for even a casual event. She cares a lot about people and their feelings. Shes outgoing and is always the life of a party. She is everything a guy could ever ask for. Best woman on the planet.
"Yo I met this girl, she is the most beautiful and amazing person i ever met"
"Oh her that is Caralinka"
Caralinka by pinkerswikle November 7, 2023
If you can't think of a word for Perverted and Spaz here is one. It's a cross between the two words, and is very useful.
Pervy + Spaz= Perzaz
A person can be perzaz or do something perzaz. It's just for lazy people, like me, who can't be bothered to say or type both words. It's like an abbreviation...you know.
"Bert McCracken is so perzaz"
"I know, just look at that perzaz smile"
Perzaz by The Perzaz One December 21, 2006
the leader of a clan in the fictional universe of battletech.
My khan, we have 3 enemy Summoners at 320
khan by jojo June 21, 2006

Cantonese 

A major language that is used to communicate in South China, Hong Kong, and Macau. In other places, Cantonese is spoken the most by the Chinese community in Vietnam and the West, such as the USA, Canada, and the UK. Cantonese is a Yue language, which is a descendant of a Yue state, Southern Yue, that started its civilization below the Yangtze River of South China, before evolving to absorb a handful of Han (Mandarin) loan words and using the written Hanzi characters to express their own way of connecting to people. Cantonese is a different Asian language from Mandarin, due to speakers of both of these languages not being able to understand each other, unless Cantonese and Mandarin speakers only understand each other in Hanzi characters and using body language to some degree. Moreover, Cantonese sounds closer to Hakka, unlike Mandarin that sounds closer to Manchu. Finally, Cantonese isn't a Sino-Tibetan language, unlike Chinese nationalists thinking otherwise.
Whoever said that Cantonese has about 30% of Yue words, Mandarin has about 30% of Manchu words, and that these languages are both "Han Chinese", are either uneducated or blinded by nationalism to an extreme to spread fake news. On top of this, Chinese supremacists think that Cantonese and Mandarin-speaking groups are one "race", Han Chinese, similar to white supremacists spreading false information that most Europeans with blue eyes and white skin are part of the "untainted" Aryan race. However, Cantonese people or South Chinese genetically have double eyelids, bigger eyes, a darker skin tone, a shorter height, fatter noses, and an angular facial structure. On the other hand, Mandarin-speaking northern Han people or North Chinese genetically have smaller eyelids, smaller eyes, a lighter skin tone, a taller height, flatter noses, and a flatter facial structure. In other words, Cantonese resemble a lot like Southeast Asians, compared to northern Hans having the appearance of North Asians. Chinese supremacists need to get out more from their own tiny world to explore different cultures of tribal people. If not, screw those moronic smartasses.
Cantonese by TheUnknown21 February 16, 2020
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