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Fuckfaced 

The PINNACLE of the drunkenness scale, far more than ‘drunk’ and certainly levels higher than ‘wasted’
One is only well and truly fuckfaced when they can’t stand up, let alone walk…

The less you can talk, the more fuckfaced you are
‘I want to get well and truly fuckfaced tonight’
‘Brad is such a lightweight, he was fuckfaced after 3 drinks!’
Fuckfaced by Lord Andreas II September 4, 2021
Curse word referring to people who unintentionally breathe with their mouth open and post pictures of of their "bae" every week for their MCM or WCW.
"That girl is such a fucking pawsie."
Pawsie by The Master of All Things February 20, 2015
Oliver is just amazing. His smile and laugh can make your day. He knows how to make you smile but can also make you feel so much better if you're sad. He is adorable and also so smart. He's also sensitive and gentle. He's really everything. I love him so much.
You're lucky to have Oliver.
Oliver by conlover8 June 24, 2016

Humble Beef 

humble beefs (noun)
Definition:

A mild or low-stakes dispute—petty drama that’s acknowledged with a wink, not a war. Usually involves light jabs, small disagreements, or playful rivalry where both sides keep it respectful. The “humble” part means the conflict is restrained, ironic, or self-aware.
Petty but Polite
A disagreement over trivial things, often couched in polite language.
Example: Arguing in the group chat about the “right” way to load the dishwasher, then ending with “lol all love.”

Friendly Fire
A rivalry between friends, often for comedic effect or inside-joke continuity.
Example: Trash-talking your friend’s favorite sports team while knowing they’ll roast you back.

Self-Deprecating Beef
When one party humorously picks a fight with themselves or admits their side is flawed.
Example: “I have humble beef with my own playlist for betraying me with a Nickelback track.”

Clout-Lite Drama
Internet spats staged for attention without actual malice—often subtle enough to fly under casual observers’ radar.
Example: Musicians throwing tiny shade at each other on Twitter so fans can “decode” it.

Petty Justice
Standing up for a principle in a way that’s obviously disproportionate to the stakes, but still kind of admirable.
Example: Leaving a Yelp review just to correct the spelling of “martini” on the menu.
Humble Beef by MatthewDonovan August 8, 2025

booger eater 

po' white trash...po'______ trash (all nationalities apply)
let's go to the tractor pull, the all you can eat buffet, and diddle our siblings like a true booger eater.
booger eater by T-style December 28, 2005

Sir Jimothy The Wise 

One of the greatest men of the civil age. An incredibly noble and kind sir. Although straight it is rumored he had many secretive homosexual relationships.
Sir Jimothy The Wise was the greatest philosopher of our time.
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