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Urban Dictionary

Lake Time 

leyk tahym

-Noun
1. the absence of knowledge of time at the lake. It is when your activities aren't driven by the clock, but rather by bodily functions and wants.

Examples: You bask in the sun when you are tired, swim when you want to, eat when you are hungry, drink when you are thirsty and climb buoys when you don't feel like being on a boat. All of theses things are done regardless of what time the clock shows.

Origin: Lake of the Ozarks 2009
As Mackenzie gets out of the water from skiing: Hey Justin, What time is it?
Justin: I doesn't matter we're on lake time.
Mackenzie: Well, I'm hungry for lunch.
Justin: It's 3:33 p.m., you'll ruin your dinner.
Mackenzie:We're on lake time, remember? I'm eating.
Lake Time by CJackDaniels August 3, 2010
Means to someone that from the uk.
Hey, that guy a ukian.
Ukian by Johnsgjgg November 19, 2022

Slackass 

A person who avoids working out or does not push themselves hard enough.
Why weren't you at Kickboxing class last night, Slackass?
Slackass by Kickboxing queen June 13, 2011

Nada Moment 

Nada Moment, variation on the old fashioned 'Blonde Moment.'

Nada represents all things dumb, derived original spanish meaning of Nada e.g. Nothing.

Nothing, no idea, etc.
"I just had a nada moment!"

Person 1: What kinda food do you like?
Person 2: I love lamb, chicken, oh and lobster ROCKS!
Person 1: What is a lobster rock?
Person 2: That is so NADA!
Person 1: Oh sh*t, I just had a nada moment.
Nada Moment by nada syndrome December 25, 2009

Sentaguiliferent 

An adult who was never molested as a child, but exclusively because they were too hot. Worthy of molestation, but intimidating to the aggressor.
tommy was a sufficient lay, but Matt would have been preferred had he not been so sentaguiliferent

sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance 

A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.
"I'm sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance!" - Lisa Lampanelli (comedienne)

power cap 

A very large head of a penis
All the ladies cry when I pull out the power cap.
power cap by Big Man December 23, 2004
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