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Urban Dictionary

To hit one's buttocks for sexual pleasure; usually goes along with the fetish of one of the partners.
Ron: You've been a naughty girl, haven't you? *spank*
Amy: Mmmm... Yeah, I've been bad... Spank me harder... Ooooh...
spank by mphouz August 20, 2011

kaeyasbigtits69 

amazing person, kaeyas wife/husband/lover (very true)
"kaeyasbigtits69 killed timmie's birds"
"i saw kaeyasbigtits69 chasing kaeya asking for marriage"

Matthew W 

You know when you've met a Matthew W. Just being in the same room as him will stop your heart & simultaneously make it thud a hundred times faster. His smile takes on many forms: mischievous, endearing, excited, understanding, & others. He gets a twinkle in his eye whenever he's doing something he's passionate about. Matthew W is passionate about music: he's a metalhead, jazz lover, country crusader, & enjoys everything in between; he's an amazing drummer, & has a perfect voice. Matthew W is passionate about his family, his work (he's probably a mechanic), his faith, friends, cars (namely Subarus) & ultimate frisbee. Matthew W works harder than anyone else, but doesn't do it for credit. He has a charm about him that draws women in but is loyal to his girl and goes above & beyond to show his love for her--despite his humble claims saying otherwise, he's a romantic. He's thoughtful, generous, kind, quick to forgive & is always honest. He's the handsomest man this world has ever known, & has a wonderful personality to match his good looks. You'll never grow tired of a Matthew W. He's a gift from God to all who he meets, & there's no doubt that upon meeting him you'll want to be his best friend or marry him. Either way, you'll want to keep him around for the rest of your life so you can always hug him (he has the best hugs), kiss him, hear his laughter, or just be in his presence as you go for a Sunday cruise or a walk. He's everything anyone ever wanted in a man & so much more.
Girl 1: Who's that guy in the bass pro shops hat and flannel over there? He's super cute.

Girl 2: That's Matthew W.

Girl 1: I'm gonna marry that boy one day.
Matthew W by beesgobuzz131313 August 25, 2022
When a once sexy man bloats to Orwellian proportions.
Val Kilmer has Kilmered Steven Segal has Kilmered.

Gosh Biff has really Kilmered after college.
Kilmered by marz17 November 15, 2010

blackanese 

A person of African American and Asian heritage.
I am Blackanese. My mother is Black, and my father is Japanese.
blackanese by Natalie Sato July 17, 2005

Safety Pin Earring 

a safety pin, if worn as an earring, usually means that someone is part of the LGBTQ+ comunity or most often simply gay.
person A: do you think she's into girls? should I make a move on her?
person B: yea, she's wearing a safety pin earring. she's probably gay.
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