She who is late, Usually to work.

Stinking, awful, Red Rizlas.

Thick as copy paper, and about as wide, reds are for the stoner who smokes such weak gear (likely soap bar hash) that paper fumes are an essential chemical component of the high.

Often used by novice, or unskilled smokers, as the size and weight of the paper make it easier for feeble hands.

Only acceptable as a last resort, when too blazed to roll properly, or if you're smoking brambles.

Something that you will never ever EVER get.

i feel sorry for you

Complaining or whining about something.

A bar at the university campus of Enschede, that's not accessible due to the door being always closed (except for douchebag fraternities). The website claims it's open 364 days a year, for all.