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playing the cello 

A sexual position in which the girl is seated in front of the guy, with her back to him (preferably at a slightly higher height). Her legs are spread up and out to the side in a "V". With his right hand, he tickles the clit and with his left hand, he plays with the ever-important left boob (which is clearly the better of the boobs). The action thus mimmicks the way in which one would play a cello.
Stosh: I heard RyHakins was playing the cello on Catherine last week.
Zack: Really? Where'd he learn to do that?
Stosh: From Rob Becker I'd imagine.
playing the cello by Tiger Baseball December 11, 2008

Sister Fister the mister kisser 

Your dad
My dad is a sister Fister the mister kisser

Pussy Hostage 

A guy who's girlfriend has an insatiable sexual appetite and all she wants to do is have sex, thus making her man a hostage to her pussy.
Michael's girl wants to fuck all the time, he is such a pussy hostage.
Pussy Hostage by Vette Dog May 2, 2012

freakwater 

i don't drink water, i drink freakwater.
freakwater by rredrocket April 11, 2025

ileekncw 

one of the funniest stays!!!!!!!! Has an interesting background.. *ahem* roleplaying... BUT NEVERTHELESS BOUNCED BACK AS A CHANGED, FUNNY PERSON!!!!!!!! Nah fr he has mad jokes and Stayville would be dry ash w/out him!

2nd best leeknow stan (after me obviously) and if he EVER dares to unmoot me I'll cry 💔

also my favourite person to go live, they're always very... entertaining

now guess who I am 😈
"Is ileekncw still targeting that one account for that @..? He is? Damn.."
ileekncw by alphachan December 16, 2021

Bullwinkles

Sex was awful. He didn't even shave nor trim, he had bullwinkles all on his junk.
Bullwinkles by MainRain October 13, 2018
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