fake bitch
A: "Sorry I was late for the meeting. I got held up by some heavy sniper fire."
B: "Whatever, you fake bitch."
B: "Whatever, you fake bitch."
fake bitch by willjeff April 1, 2008
Urban Dictionary
Laapir
1. Is a person who drives to and from the gym, spends twenty minutes trying to find the closest parking spot to the front door and then spends 30 minutes on a stationary aerobics machine.
2. A person who thinks that by just wearing workout clothes in a gym environment will get in shape.
2. A person who thinks that by just wearing workout clothes in a gym environment will get in shape.
Did you see that Laapir, they spent at least 15 minutes driving around looking for a close parking spot to the front door.
What a Laapir, that person only lives two blocks away from the gym, yet drives to the gym to run on the treadmill.
She is a Laapir, she just walks around in spandex talking to people working out and then goes home.
What a Laapir, that person only lives two blocks away from the gym, yet drives to the gym to run on the treadmill.
She is a Laapir, she just walks around in spandex talking to people working out and then goes home.
Susan B. Anthony'd
Well, when Susan B. Anthony was working in the whole womens suffrage movement to get women the right to vote, there was a black man working alongside her, helping her for that, but also helping blacks get the right to vote...
Black men got the right to vote and he was just like 'Peace, bitch!' and ditched her... didnt even help her get hers.
So, it's called gettin' "Susan B. Anthony'd!"
Black men got the right to vote and he was just like 'Peace, bitch!' and ditched her... didnt even help her get hers.
So, it's called gettin' "Susan B. Anthony'd!"
It works for plans you have with someone:
"My sister & I were gonna take pix to put on facebook... but she took pix of herself & just ditched me... I totally got Susan B. Anthony'd."
OR
It can work for sex:
"So Jen, how was the sex with Mike last nite?"
"Well, I got close to the big O but then he just came & rolled over and went to sleep... I totally got Susan B. Anthony'd."
"My sister & I were gonna take pix to put on facebook... but she took pix of herself & just ditched me... I totally got Susan B. Anthony'd."
OR
It can work for sex:
"So Jen, how was the sex with Mike last nite?"
"Well, I got close to the big O but then he just came & rolled over and went to sleep... I totally got Susan B. Anthony'd."
Susan B. Anthony'd by DeeDee_Licious March 31, 2010
Basingstoke
Also known as "Amazingstoke"
A very affluent town in the south of England.
You may spot the odd chav or pregnant teenager but is mostly full of young, fashionable people who know how to have a good time.
The majority of people go to college and uni, because they are CLEVER.
However, if you are looking for a nice, decent guy who will treat you right, do not come looking in Basingstoke. The town is full of so called "playas", dickheads, arseholes, wankers who all think they are God's gift to women.
For some reason the shopping centre has 2 Starbucks, 2 Costas, Tchibo and a lot of other small coffee shops, WHY?!
There are quite a few fatties in this town, mainly caused by the 3 McDonalds and 3 Pizza Huts.
Supermarket and Leisure Park carparks are the preferred hang out for "boy racers" and general saddos.
People who went to Bishop Challenor School are known as Bible Bashers, people who went to Brighton Hill are Yellow Bellies and Fort Hill and John Hunt are just terrible schools. Aldworth Science College is where its at!
Rough areas in Basingstoke include Popley, Oakridge, Buckskin and some parts of South Ham i.e Burnaby.
People from Kempshott, Chineham, Old Basing and Hatch Warren like to think they're rich and posh, but are mostly all on drugs.
Generally a good place to live, as long as you have money, you won't get bored.
A very affluent town in the south of England.
You may spot the odd chav or pregnant teenager but is mostly full of young, fashionable people who know how to have a good time.
The majority of people go to college and uni, because they are CLEVER.
However, if you are looking for a nice, decent guy who will treat you right, do not come looking in Basingstoke. The town is full of so called "playas", dickheads, arseholes, wankers who all think they are God's gift to women.
For some reason the shopping centre has 2 Starbucks, 2 Costas, Tchibo and a lot of other small coffee shops, WHY?!
There are quite a few fatties in this town, mainly caused by the 3 McDonalds and 3 Pizza Huts.
Supermarket and Leisure Park carparks are the preferred hang out for "boy racers" and general saddos.
People who went to Bishop Challenor School are known as Bible Bashers, people who went to Brighton Hill are Yellow Bellies and Fort Hill and John Hunt are just terrible schools. Aldworth Science College is where its at!
Rough areas in Basingstoke include Popley, Oakridge, Buckskin and some parts of South Ham i.e Burnaby.
People from Kempshott, Chineham, Old Basing and Hatch Warren like to think they're rich and posh, but are mostly all on drugs.
Generally a good place to live, as long as you have money, you won't get bored.
Basingstoke by Gem & Nat January 30, 2009
Wading Through The Reeds
The Process during gay anal intercourse where the other man has a hairy swamp ass and you need to find your way to the anal hole
Wading Through The Reeds by Krusty Krew Klub May 24, 2023
Ghost Busting
The act of having sexual intercoarse with an albino, man or women either way its vulgar and unacceptable to main society.
Ghost Busting by The Master of all things January 1, 2015