Laapir 

1. Is a person who drives to and from the gym, spends twenty minutes trying to find the closest parking spot to the front door and then spends 30 minutes on a stationary aerobics machine.

2. A person who thinks that by just wearing workout clothes in a gym environment will get in shape.

Did you see that Laapir, they spent at least 15 minutes driving around looking for a close parking spot to the front door.

What a Laapir, that person only lives two blocks away from the gym, yet drives to the gym to run on the treadmill.

She is a Laapir, she just walks around in spandex talking to people working out and then goes home.

Laapir by BZZ April 9, 2008

Lampirent 

1. Acting like that of a lamp.

2. Being in a short vicinity of a lamp

James was acting lampirent while standing still and looking dazed.

Lampirent by AshtreeMcgee February 14, 2021

Lanpire 

Someone who sucks wireless internet access off someone else's LAN. An internet freeloader.

My download limit reached already? Hmmmm...I think we have a Lanpire in our midststsstssssssssss

Lanpire by kittridge December 9, 2008

Lampir 

To participate in the act of holy matrimony.

Showing a lifelong commitment to your partner with a ring.

Oh, I absolutely love my boyfriend.. he just asked me to lampir him.

Malaka: Hey fonz lets go to lamps lampir party.
Fonz: So he was finally ready to lampir hey?
Malaka: fo sho, proposed while dressed as santa

Lampir by lulx January 1, 2009

Lampire

A combination of the words lame and vampire used to describe the new wave of lame vampires currently popular among teenage girls and creepy middle aged women.

Nah, I don't go for that Lampire rubbish, I prefered it in the good old days when they were all played by Christopher Lee

Lampire by AndyTheRoo March 2, 2011

laahiri 

A highly talented person, a leader, a god/goddess, successful, beautiful from the inside

Laahiri is a good friend

laahiri by Misskawaii November 23, 2021