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Urban Dictionary

sinstress 

A mischievously dark, dreamy, devilish, sexy, chaotic witchy ghoul that makes all your nightmares come alive
She's such a sinstress!
sinstress by Anonymously666 May 7, 2017

half mast 

When you're so tired that your eyes are only half-open and you can't get them open any wider.
Aww, you must be tired, you're at half mast!
half mast by Vocidy September 24, 2006

Shightning 

A storm much like a thunderstorm, except where the normal lightning and strong winds are; there is instead shit, lighting, and strong winds. Victims of the Shightning and normally not harmed, however are left with permanent scarring of the face, and/or body normally looking much like brown dots clustered together making the person extremely ugly to the eyes.
what was that.
i dont know?
it looked like lightning, but smelled like shit?
ew! Look at ryan mcdonald, hes all brown, he must have been hit by Shightning!
Shightning by chaseTHEg July 9, 2009

aston martin dbr9 

the aston martin dbr9 is THE fastest car to ever go round the top gear test track with an astounding time of 1 minute and 8 seconds...that is fucking bloody mind blowing innit
the aston martin dbr9 goes ,bout 299 miles an hour
aston martin dbr9 by cazza710 March 4, 2009

indian tribal shit 

when a man takes a monster shit on a indian girls face. as the shit makes contact with her cheeks she proceeded to make the shit war paint. once the shit is taken she run around in circles singing indian tribal songs.
Jessica: last night my man whore gave me an indian tribal shit I think I still smell like indian shit.

Amanda: yea, you do smell beeotch.
pronunciation:
jih-nih-MOH-tré

a word derived from nothing but a collection of familiar combinations of letters.
it would mean nothing to anyone besides me if i weren't to create this definition.
so why did i create it?
it represents this very existential question about what language really means, how people like you and me interpret a simple combination of line strokes, how they are given meaning.
in other words, "jinimotre" is a result of overthinking language.
and despite it not being derived from any other word, it is completely and utterly unoriginal in nature. many think the exact same way as i do, but at least they're not crazy enough to write it into urban dictionary.
jerry: hey ben! wanna go grab some ice cream?
ben: what does "ice cream" really mean? why do i understand what it means? it's just a collection of sounds and yet, it carries meaning, how do i know exactly what you're talking about?
jerry: knock it off, master of jinimotre. we all know it's a result of countless years of exposure and associating sounds and letters with ideas, objects, and people. your brain is a learning machine that finds meaning in these patterns.
ben: perhaps, but it still feels weird. i'm going to dive further into an existential crisis and think myself to death
jerry: bruh
jinimotre by anonym_1924940 February 1, 2026
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