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Eccentrically surreal, daft, and/or brain numbingly odd. Typically applied to describe situations of an unsettlingly bizarre nature; usually involving a combination of two or more ideas, objects, or situations interacting in a disturbingly strange fashion that often ignores conventional common sense or tastefulness.
That video where Agamemnon sings and dances with a slice of meat was very kolevian.
Kolevian by Ouroboros78 July 28, 2010

wake n bake 

basically, to wake up and immediately blaze (smoke marijuana)
wake n bake by mandy November 2, 2003
Girl with beautiful bright eyes .. she’s kind, loves wholeheartedly and always wants what is best for everyone. She’s is a combination of sweet, feisty and funny
She is so radiant, what a Matoka
Matoka by Tshwanny November 23, 2021

Obrigado 

Portuguese for Thank you. (male)Portuguese
Obrigado pela ajuda.
Obrigado by Rubens May 17, 2006

umbrella fever 

the feeling you when you have bought a gift for someone and you REALLY want to give it to them, but the gift-giving occaison isn't for a while.

Symptoms of Umbrella Fever -

You're tempted to give the gift early.

You get too excited and therefore build up the gift to be something more exciting than it is.
- I bought this amazing DVD boxset for Mike's birthday, but it isn't until next week - I have ridiculous umbrella fever!

- don't give in to the fever!

Teamsome 

When all of the members of an XC team get together on a bed and have a giant oragy while making snake noises. The animals included in the pile varry depending on who's house your at.
Y'all boys wanna have a teamsome after the run?
Teamsome by Shazach September 22, 2018
Another name for pansy, but with added humour. Much more humiliating than classic names like sissy, but less harsh than pussy.
John won't ask Julie out! Tell him to stop being such a panzone!
Panzone by badabadaba December 6, 2010
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