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u get smoked

I smoked Blan, he cant fck wit me
u get smoked by nart October 23, 2004

Charles-Antoine 

Most awesome guy in the whole universe. He already defeated Chuck Norris, twice. He is also the most perfect guy a girl could ever want.
Have you ever met the nicest guy ever?
If you're talking about Charles-Antoine, definately.
Charles-Antoine by pineeapplee February 4, 2010
Brittin is usually a name of a boy with blonde or light brown hair and is very tall. Brittins are very attractive and honest. He is very athletic and smart just don't let his silliness make you think he's unintelligent. Brittins have eyes that are drowning but, He doesnt have a taste for having a lot of girls. He has his mind set on one girl. So if you know a brittin go get him if he hasn't all ready found his girl.
Is that brittin?
He looks very attractive!
Brittin by Roman_noodles_11 June 19, 2014

Smurfspeak 

Intellectually lazy speech in which a single all-purpose noun or verb is frequently substituted for something more specific, the term for which the speaker can't be bothered to remember. From the dialogue between the title characters in the cartoon series "The Smurfs", in which the word "smurf" is frequently substituted for other words; the word substituted does not necessarily have to be "smurf".
Examples of Smurfspeak:

And then, Papa Smurf, I took her smurfy smurf by the smurf and smurfed her up the smurf.

The thing is in the other thing over by the thing, you know the thing I mean?
Smurfspeak by Fearman April 18, 2008

facebook tagged 

When one of your facebook friends loads up your wall with multiple updates and other postings (similar to a brick wall getting tagged with graffeti).
"My whole page got facebook tagged with Joe's constant status updates and whatever games he has been playing. He is such a graffeti artist."
facebook tagged by DC Devo April 22, 2009

turgidity 

The consistency and form of a turd.
Person 1: "just took a dump, the turgidity was peaking"
turgidity by Whirlingrwriter0 December 21, 2014
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