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Urban Dictionary

A: You've been Shot
B: The CIA health insurance only covers visits to the hopsital
A: What's that?
B: A hospital for bunny rabbits
Hopsital by MJB1990 October 17, 2018

Quaxinating

For when you feel like you gotta be sometimes
1: hey what’s wrong
2: I’m just really Quaxinating right now
1: I feel you bro
Quaxinating by tryhard007 December 4, 2019

Sandpaper footjob 

a footjob that has high amounts of grip and is very rough. it may cause harm.
A: Bro, she gave the greatest sandpaper footjob i have ever had.
B: nice dude, hopefully next time it bleeds.

Milk Bidet

The traditional bidet anal cleansing device modified to dispense milk for the times when water just wont cut it.
"I just sprayed some serious mud after eating all that Chipotle and my asshole is burning something fierce... Double ply TP just wont do, I need some moisture but water will just spread the sting around... I need... a Milk Bidet!
Milk Bidet by Long John Shaft September 28, 2011

ethnic drunk 

When you get so drunk that you start acting of another ethnicity than your own
White bro 1: Bro, you lookin ethnic drunk.
White bro 2: naw nigga, we chill.
Can be used in many ways as an offense or just a name.

Offense: dick, asshole etc.
Name: human, child, creature
Don’t go being a snider! (Offense)
You dirty minded sniders (just a name)
Snider by Unknown Link February 24, 2019
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