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A beautiful girl who name came from a Greek God Adonis. This girl is one of a kind she's funny, nice, brilliant, a good friend, and a unique since of style and her favorite thing to watch is teen Wolf and care for animals if you ever met her before then you know how great it a person she is.Although she is a shy girl she will soon get comfortable with you and be the highlight of your day but she can also be a total bitch if you give her a reason to.
Wow is this Adonia, she's a beauty
adonia by Shawn dale June 24, 2015

early morning pancake fart 

To go and do a poo.
After having a big feed of pancakes for breakfast, you may feel like you need to fart, only to realise that there is more to it than just wind. So, you can use this expression to politely excuse yourself from the room without having to go into details of your need for sudden releif..
"Excuse me, I have to do an early morning pancake fart."
Dear editor, this entry does not violate any of the rules on the editor homepage. "Rule 3. Publish opinions. Don't reject an entry just because it's opinionated. Opinions are useful to readers unfamiliar with a topic. Don't reject an entry because you disagree or are offended. Don't reject an entry because you think it's inaccurate." It is not sexist as it is a view which can be held by any gender, does not generalise entire groups and does not mention any approval or promotion of discrimination. "Rule 2 Entries can document discrimination but not endorse it." So act with a little integrity, for once.

90% are useless, worthless arseholes who vote up and post misogynistic definitions. when they're not doing that they're probably whining their egocentric hearts out that people are complaining about their stupid misogynistic arses whilst desperately trying to distance themselves from that fact. despite this they'll often either a) not vote down male chauvinism and only recognise sexism exists when (shock, horror!) it's directed at them (useless, worthless arsehole) or b) laugh at misogyny and casual sexism and vote it up. c) the absolute rarity on urbandictionary: feminist male who votes down chauvinistic, masculist sociopathy and who doesn't expect people to simply accept casual chauvinism and irrational prejudice because some other oblivious, privileged arsehole who only empathises with their own interests (fuck you) finds it amusing.
"i laughed my head off at the notion of the delusional man who claimed UD was not a repository of the racist, sexist sentiments of antisocial, teenage white heterosexual males, they need to find a clue. off the top of my head: rape (15 out of 20 pages = misogynistic bullshit), domestic violence, domestic abuse, sexual harassment, patriarchy, women's rights, feminist (5 of 11), feminazi (5 of 8), surprise sex, faggot, dyke, mangina, slut, slut shaming, whore, bitch, cunt, cum dumpster, woman (16 of 20 - chauvinistic bullshit), women (8 of 10), female brain, female logic, 50 facts about women... cba to write any more, you only need to open your oblivious eyes to see what is evident, if you've been an editor you'll also know that almost every other definition that's submitted is a made up sexist term where the female is sexually degraded anyway or something racist/homophobic... which often still gets accepted, DESPITE it being against rule 2 on the editor homepage which states "2. Reject racist and sexist entries. Entries can document discrimination but not endorse it."(pissed off pirate, alabama hot pocket, red sock, anybody?), but what do you expect when 90% of the editors themselves are other egotistical antisocial, teenage white heterosexual males?"
man by a censored, inconvenient truth November 14, 2011
a very sexy chic with a hot and perfect body She is also smart and have a GREAT Smile The Boys are addicted to Hajar
#Hajar#jaja#haja#haji
Hajar by Mannika January 3, 2017

fist fucking 

a girl must be calm as the male takes his hand and curls it into a fist then with his tounge he is going to lick the rim of the girls pussy for a easy slidein then he puts his fist in and moves it in and our really fast to satisfye the girl.
wow!you sure can fist really good
fist fucking by unknown October 3, 2004

bigalow teachest 

an intimate move during sex where the man places his penis in between a girls breasts and ejaculates, he then feeds her the ejaculate by dipping his balls in the ejaculate and putting them in her mouth and letting them sit like a tea bag.
I totally pulled off a bigalow teachest with that broad and she was diggin' it.
bigalow teachest by REAAAZY July 20, 2007
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