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Urban Dictionary

blue-vein meatroll 

Sex organ located on the male's body used to transfer semen or man gravy to the vagina or a hoe bag's face!
Man, when that hoe saw the size of my blue-vein meatroll, I had to put beach towels on the floor to sop up her leakage!
1)Someone who can't afford to write a definition on here, due to lack of a computer, an internet connection, and in some cases, a home.

2)Counter-example would be the people speaking with ebonics on here.
1)Yo dawg, I need to get a comp so I ca write myself an entry in dat urbandictionary.com shit yo.

2)Teenagers from the age of 13-19 that feel that they are so gangsta that they need to make a dictionary entry about it, using ebonics.

Man, im so gangsta that I feel like writing an entry while wearing my timba-lands and phat farm clothing!
GANGSTA by h0b0 September 15, 2004
A SexPig is a gay guy who can't get enough dirty sex. Alone, in groups, one-on-one, safe or bareback - it doesn't matter. The more the merrier, although most pigs prefer BB. Some pigs like to wear gear like leather, rubber, denium. Some SexPigs have a favorite sextoy - a 12-inch dildo or a superlarge buttplug. But they all have one thing in common: they just can't get enough mansex.
See that guy over there he's such a dirty little sex pig, he'll squeal for any guy.
Sex Pig by David Fields April 12, 2010

primal scream

Running nude at the end of each semester at Harvard.
Larry Summers was lookin' good this year at primal scream...

Slang Dildangin' 

A process inspired by the accurately named "Slang Dangin'" this process requires the aid of a plastic paynus substitute otherwise known as a "dildo." The difference of this is that two females are involved in said phenomenon where one female using a sexual aid device will then assault the delicate lady parts of a girl who is about to become one Slang Dildangin' less innocent. If preformed properly escape is not possible due to paralysis from the waist down.
Guyface: Did you hear ashley cant walk?
Girlface: yea! her and breadquanda were Slang Dildangin' last night!
Guyface: poor ashley!
Slang Dildangin' by TheInfamousKiDd November 14, 2014

STFUWTFOMFGROFLMAO 

A long abbreviation for shut the fuck up, what the fuck, oh my fucking gosh, rolling on floor laughing my ass off... aka the ultimate laugh.
Amber: STFUWTFOMFGROFLMAO!!! He just texted me back saying he wanted to buttfuck me!

Cathy: Oh wow... I REALLY didn't need to know that... but that's hilarious!!!
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