What Bruno Mars calls himself. All of the Hooligans thinks he’s delusional. He is by no means chubby. He’s short so that’s where “Oompa Loompa” comes in.

A dick the size of a baby arm that will render a women helpless for a least 2 weeks after taking it the time of a standard vacation.

covert wank: having a wank without getting caught either:
1. because someone else is nearby eg; a woman is making the tea while you're sitting at the table.
2. because you really shouldn't be doing it there eg; work.
3. because if your missus finds you looking at other women you'll get an earfull.

if the person you are trying to hide your wank from becomes suspicious, the spunk hunt is on. you must find and destroy all evidence before they do or else you'll be in trouble.

A hand held life line that all teenagers use to get the rush of nicotine AKA (Buzz). This little piece of plastic can be the only thing you love.

For sure my nigga

Agreeing with something said by a friend or acquaintance.

Magnongus is a term for when some bitch got massive ass titties.