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Worst driver you will ever meet. Borderline scary but gets stressed when people get scared of her driving. CANNOT park either.
Boy: oh my god who’s parked on an angle like that??

Other Boy: yeah that’s just eloise don’t worry too much about it
Eloise by Filaflowa May 8, 2023
Pig sex is sex without limits, making hit hard to define. It involves one or more pigs that have wild sex that defies limits.

Pig sex is purely carnal. It has nothing to do with emotions and those participating in pig sex are just concerned with pushing physical limits and extending their sexual experience to maximize physical pleasure.

Pig sex avoids rules or labels or guidelines like who is "top" or "bottom" or what you can/can't do. All options are on the table and nothing is completely off limits in pig sex. This is why pig sex is often confused for sex involving feces or urine. This is not a requirement of pig sex though they may not necessarily deter a real pig from sex.

Pig sex is sex without pretense. It involves a deeper understanding that sex is primal. carnal, and should be celebrated without reservation
John is a bear, but loves him some pig sex.

Just cause I like pig-sex doesn't mean I like feces.
Pig Sex by P0rk October 23, 2013
haru <3

i’m so lucky and happy to have him in my life. he so sweet and nice. i love him so much. he also understand everything and care like bruh he’s so cute, and sweet. i wish i can give him a big hug. i’m proud of you, haru.
someone : “omg that guy is so hot. you know him?”
dia : “yes lol. he’s haru, my boyfriend.”
haru by di4nthe September 1, 2021
Greta is everything and anything you will ever want. She is typically a brunette with brown eyes and is slighter taller with a muscular build. A Greta is super smart, popular, nice, athletic, and god-knows pretty. She is a over-thinker and especially insecure about her body. In love with sports, especially basketball. She has amazing style and likes to dress a little sporty. If you ever want to date a Greta, here are some tips: Her parents are extremely strict so understand if she wants to keep you secret ;), she loves to impress so when she dresses to impress just enjoy the moment, she has the best pickup lines and knows exactly how to pull you and thinks it is so hot when guys do the same, do NOT get on her bad side, she knows way too much about everyone and everything, but hates gossiping. If she is your best friend, KEEP HER, she loves you and always will + she is an amazing secret keeper. She is one of those people that is shy but loves to stand up for people. Greta is stressed in the inside, but doesn't show on the outside. Greta also gets mad really easily and act like a complete bitch, but she will always forgive you. She is typically an introvert and did i mention, SUPER COMPETITIVE. On rare occasions, she will let you beat her, but not much ;) Lastly, once she likes you (friend or as a guyyy) she will always and will never let you go. In other words, keep a Greta.
Guy: Hey who's that hottie?
Greta's friend: You think you can pull her? I'd like to see you try.
Guy: Why? Is she that dreamy?
Greta's friend: I mean, she is smart, hot, has a great personality, and everyone and anyone wants to be around her at all times sooooo...

Guy: *speechless*

Greta: Hey what's your name?
Bullied Kid: Uhh, why are you talking to me, everyone hates me.

Greta: Well, why NOT talk to you, so far you seem nicer than everyone else so why don't you come sit with me?
*Kid snickers as they walk by*
Greta to the snickers: *cough* I don't think I heard you correctly, what did you say?

Kid: Nothing, just why are you talking to herrrrrrrr?
*Greta pretends to ignore and wait for the kid to walk away*
*Taps the kid's shoulder*
Greta: I think you forgot something.
*slaps her in the face*
Greta: I don't think I caught ur name
Bullied kid: My names Lilly :)
Greta by anyonebutpatbev21 March 3, 2021

shitbreak 

To go to the toilet; Toilet break.
"Crap, I gotta go take a shitbreak!"
shitbreak by Marky March 9, 2003
Turkey Person with Long black hair.
Oh damn Hatun got big kotties.

Def : very big sideburns
hatun by Saschi7 May 27, 2016
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