While a group of Pervs in H**warts were identifying their sexual orientation, one Perv, mistakenly, cast a spell that would turn any Target into a lover of inanimate objects.

When the Big "D" found out about this, this spell became forbidden.

Logan, the kind of guy that everyone makes inside jokes about, he tells the most retarted storys about himself and ends up getting made fun of, he is the kind of guy to have a crush on his neighbour and watch her through the window getting dressed.

A chav, charver or scally under the age of about 12. Worse than adult specimens because they know the child protection laws better than the average lawyer, and hence giving one of the little darlings the dry slap he/she so richly deserves will land you in court faster than you can say "knocked off PlayStation".

Someone who walks around flood affected areas and takes heaps of pics. Not even showing any emotion for what people have gone through.

Beautiful beyond description

Squeng people are 10/10s or above

The word developed as the word peng can only mean a guy/girl is 10/10. But two pengtings (i.e. a squad of pengtings) can be above a 10/10. If you believe a boy/girl as beautiful as two boys/girls put together then she must be squeng.

Some people use squeng to describe other things such as food and weather

Jared is a hardworking individual who values his woman and his children above all else. He enjoys watching TV and taking long naps in his free time. He never hesitates to drop the F Bomb or call you a dumbass but that's just his special way of saying that he loves and cares about you. People that know Jared know that he may or may not have a drinking problem but people that are especially close to him know that he has his reasons for tipping back a bottle the way he does. When Jared gets comfortable with someone he will let loud stinky farts fly and blame it on the cat that wasn't even on the same floor when it happened. Jared might seem like a hard ass but in his heart he is a real genuinely caring man that will always help someone who needs it.. even if it mean that he is going to have to go without. Jared can be a very curious man, but not curious enough to leave the comfort of his spot on the couch to go out and satisfy that curiosity. He secretly has a lot of pain and hurt under his tough outer shell but you would never know that unless you were living in the same house as him and he decided to vent to you after having a bit too much to drink and he was feeling extra emotional. If I'm being truly honest I would day if you have a Jared in your life you should call him up and let him know you care and that you value him as a friend because it's not every day you meet a guy as friendly and goofy as a Jared. Oh yeah.. and as stubborn. Almost forgot that one.