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Objecticum Sexualicum 

While a group of Pervs in H**warts were identifying their sexual orientation, one Perv, mistakenly, cast a spell that would turn any Target into a lover of inanimate objects.

When the Big "D" found out about this, this spell became forbidden.
"I'm in love with this new wardrobe!"
"No...I know something that can REALLY make you fall in love with your wardrobe..."
"What is this...you speak of?"
"Objecticum Sexualicum...but it didn't come from me"
Objecticum Sexualicum by PDLabs September 20, 2021