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Tokyoite 

noun
1 a person living in Tokyo
She's a Tokyoite.
Tokyoite by obie September 12, 2003

hudson likes boys

Hudson is a male person who likes sucking dick #hudson likes boys
hudson likes boys by bvchv October 21, 2019
A girl who wears, or is likely to wear, cute vests. I'm not talking about shitty puffy vests, I'm talking about silk vests over t-shirts and nice sweater vests. These girls are often lesbians, but they're cute lesbians, and their vestyness makes them even more desirable to men. However, if you do meet a true straight vesty girl, you must treat her nicely, and with respect, or she will tell you to fuck off. Take her out to dinner, open the door for her, you know. A vesty is tough to get because the straight ones are all taken, and persistence and class are key. Good luck.
Mike: God damn, that girl is vesty as hell.
Gabby: I think she's a lesbian.
Mike: Not this one, Gabby. Not this one.
Gabby: Good thing she's not brown too. You'd have to be restrained.
vesty by Mike Rougeau April 13, 2008
Cancer zodiac sign. Or maybe just a 2-digit number. Or probably a funny number with a dirty meaning.
Friend: What's your birth date?
Me: July 29th
Friend: OMG!!! You're 69!!!
69 by Lime Eirfan October 4, 2019

The Unwritten War of The West 

The facts of this war have been handed down from generation to generation, and now must be told. Long before the infamous Manganaro lived, before Australia became popular for its Olympics, there was a War in the western Suburbs of Sydney. Here a conlict started as to who owned the entitlments to the Area Bum. The Allies (Yobos, Albino Aboriginals, Drunks, bar Flies, The Communist Party and Booze Hounds) gave the ultimatum that if the Axis (The Beavaria State, Little Lebannon, Australian Soccer Fed.,EHBTH Staff, Mintonians, The Nazi Party and The Labour Party) to leave the area known as Campletown. They did not. Thus the actions after that would form the War of the West. Weapons of Monitor Destruction (See WOMD) were deployed, beer cans thrown aplenty, and blood and alcohol spilt everywhere. After significant death the area was divided into two sections: One for the Allies, and one for the Axies. Soon, the Beavarian populus was realised by all to be the scum of the world and sent to the south wes suburb of Panania, where it set up state. The War was never spoken of again, until now.
The Unwritten War of The West has now been written!

milktoast 

A game where a bunch of guys gather around a piece of bread and masturbate upon it. The last man to cum, must then eat the aforementioned piece of bread.
We played Milktoast at Jimm's birthday party, and his brother Billy was gunshy, so he ate it.
milktoast by Bill Gates May 20, 2003
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