puma

1. Any non-athlete with ridiculously overpriced, often non-functional, athletic clothing and equipment, so as to appear proficient in said activity.
2. A poser.
syn: Spyder, Taylor Made
orig: The "hip" Puma line of fashion sportswear

I balled all over that lame Puma with the suede low tops.

Check out the slice on this guy. His swing is Taylor Made.

puma by hazmatt April 27, 2004

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felpouch

The kind of guy you'll remember all your life. Felpouch has a very beautiful mustache and a charisma that no one else can challenge.

Omg did u see the the guy over there ? His name is Felpouch !

felpouch by anonymous November 21, 2021

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:!!

This means you're waiting for someone to stop talking. It also means you're b.s.'ing me.

John: Brenda come to my house tonight
Brenda: :!!

:!! by Bey Garcia August 1, 2011

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brett johnson

A pathetic no good loser who couldn't control a pile of shit.

Look at that poor brett johnson imitator.

brett johnson by Ponygirl December 14, 2004

security fart

The test fart you make when you are unsure if it's a fart or a poop. Sometimes you fart. Sometimes you poop. "The farts you make are equal to the farts you take" -Paul McCartney.

This is really just a definition of an occurrence. Nobody uses security fart in a sentence.

security fart by Seamus MacFarland O'Toole August 29, 2017

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Chilean miner

An interesting sex position, related to the recent Chilean miner event.

I said to my wife in bed - "Give me a Chilean Miner!" She said - "What's that?"
I said - "Go down to the bottom of my shaft and stay there 'til Christmas!"

Chilean miner by Apox66reddit September 4, 2010

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chicken sandwich

the act of murder in a resturant

bruh ur mom just pulled a chicken sandwich

chicken sandwich by anonymous March 1, 2022

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