puma

1. Any non-athlete with ridiculously overpriced, often non-functional, athletic clothing and equipment, so as to appear proficient in said activity.
2. A poser.
syn: Spyder, Taylor Made
orig: The "hip" Puma line of fashion sportswear

I balled all over that lame Puma with the suede low tops.

Check out the slice on this guy. His swing is Taylor Made.

by hazmatt April 27, 2004