offendophilia

Loving the state of being offended. Actively seeking out situations which will lead to self-offense. Taking a non-offensive situation, and finding the tiniest least significant fault to be offended over.

Only someone with offendophilia would think Altered Carbon had an insufficiently diverse cast.

offendophilia by Paladinski February 5, 2018

beer fridge

A second refridgerator, usually kept in the basement or garage of a house

There's another six pack in the beer fridge downstairs.

beer fridge by nick_g June 22, 2011

Jenson Six-Pack

Six loose cans of beer, which do not necessarily match, removed from a fridge and placed into a plastic shipping bag and brought to a social gathering.

What are you bringing to the party?
A Jenson six-pack

Jenson Six-Pack by Jenson69 June 24, 2019

brojwok

Faraway

Brojwok - Faraway

brojwok by Faraway November 23, 2021

final fantasy xv

A fantasy based on reality. The greatest ARPG to date. This video game has a dark plot and an incredible cast of characters and a really hot and lethal female lead.

Praising this game is in front of the bad lot of FF fans is like praising anal sex in a Catholic church. Tread carefully within the convulated FF fandom.

Gamer 1: Yo, what do you think of Cindy from Final Fantasy XV?
Gamer 2: She's wonderful. But I don't get why Gladios gets a pass on showing his abs around, and fighting like that in front of enemies - SO MUCH TESTOSTERONE. While female characters are not allowed to embrace their sexuality in this game or be judged for their personality in gaming.

final fantasy xv by VoltaireKorchinster November 18, 2015

Longchamp

1. a french man/woman who is extremely attractive, with angular legs and curly hair.

2. a very distinctive type of laugh, usually associated with squealing, cackling, snorting, yelling, drawing attention to one's self, or covering one's mouth with one hand, while audibly laughing...and slapping the person in whom one is sitting next to

3. the quality of lacking basic storytelling skills
(so the other day...*laughs* it was so insert any adjective)

4. the characteristic in which causes one to cross the line of funny and awkward...every time given the opportunity

*people look questioningly at a short legged, curly headed, yet extremely attractive person*
person one: "they must be a Longchamp"

Longchamp by LongchampWannabe February 24, 2011

Colton

amazingly cute and smart. never fake and always the perfect bf.

"omg. i wish my bf was more colton!"

Colton by A very lucky girl. December 16, 2008

Urban Dictionary