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Spy from tf2

Fucked aubergine-shaped goblins which actively seek you out after you smoke some loud. They are partially blind but can smell your fear. The Penis Goblins will do unspeakable things and confiscate your weed stash.Don’t let the Penis Goblins catch you!

This is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was Employee #427.
Employee #427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in Room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard.
Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what Employee #427 did every day of every month of every year, and although others may have considered it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.
And Stanley was happy.

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dammit
it’s not in the urban dictionary

Something that tackles retail therapy. Allowing you to make purchases and pay for it when you’re okay again.

the G.O.A.T of football (and for you idiotic americans sOCceR