Definitions by VON_Schlippenbach

Klarna app 

A go-to place when you get a shopping itch – which is always. Let’s be honest. Cha-ching.

“ - Are you still shopping in the Klarna app?”

“ - Stop bothering me Tyler, I’m basically spending to save.”

Klarna app by VON_Schlippenbach June 16, 2020

Buy now, pay later 

Something that tackles retail therapy. Allowing you to make purchases and pay for it when you’re okay again.

“This day sucked so I’m just gonna buy now, pay later with Klarna. Life is not perfect but my outfit can be.”

Buy now, pay later by VON_Schlippenbach June 16, 2020

Smoooth 

The inexplicably warm sensation you feel when you get more than you expect. Something that is smooth beyond belief. As opposed to smooth, which is just plain smooth.

“Damn, that was smoooth. It’s like shopping with Klarna.”

Smoooth by VON_Schlippenbach June 16, 2020

Buy now, pay later 

Something that tackles retail therapy. Allowing you to make purchases and pay for it when you’re okay again.

“This day sucked so I’m just gonna buy now, pay later with Klarna. Life is not perfect but my outfit can be.”

Buy now, pay later by VON_Schlippenbach June 9, 2020

Klarna app 

A go-to place when you get a shopping itch – which is always. Let’s be honest. Cha-ching.

" - Are you still shopping in the Klarna app?"
"- Stop bothering me Tyler, I’m basically spending to save."

Klarna app by VON_Schlippenbach June 9, 2020