A town on the Shushwap in British Columbia often described as:
The kind of mistress that poops on your chest whilst you sleep and slips out the window into the night.
Dark, mysterious,
A bitgross and drug addled, yet,
Warm and welcoming.
I stopped for one drink in Sicamous on my way through. Woke up three days later covered in shit. Cops said whoever did this to me likely left through the window. I don't even have my Hepatitis vaccinations.
A "stay at homemom" or "trophy wife" who frequently consumes Xanax, often in conjunction with white wine or other alcoholic beverages, to cope with real or imagined hardships. Often found at fitness centers and health food stores, on weekdays in affluent areas.
Origin : Glastonbury CT
Embarrassed her Mercedes-Benz would be two years old today, the Xany Momcrushed a second bar before meeting her friends for yoga.