A town on the Shushwap in British Columbia often described as:
The kind of mistress that poops on your chest whilst you sleep and slips out the window into the night.
Dark, mysterious,
A bitgross and drug addled, yet,
Warm and welcoming.
I stopped for one drink in Sicamous on my way through. Woke up three days later covered in shit. Cops said whoever did this to me likely left through the window. I don't even have my Hepatitis vaccinations.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.