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domestic blindness

a condition afflicting mostly married men that makes them unable to see common household objects even though they're right in front of them
if you were surveying the contents of the fridge ... looking for the mustard etc ... and you say to your partner ... where's the mustard and they say "right in fricken front of you" ... you still say you can't see it ... they come up and point it out to you ... and its label facing front - right at your eye level etc and you go ... oh yeah ... so it is ;-| ... that's grounds for a domestic blindness diagnosis!
domestic blindness by b1 May 28, 2006

Hithaishi 

Someone who likes to call someone by their race
She is such a Hithaishi

A Hithaishi: Hey Chinese!

Krebulate 

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{Definition}
Kreb·u·late (krĕb"·yōō·lāt') VERB:

1. To merely exist. To do nothing more than be.

2. To be wholly lazy with oneself; To be so smally active as to be inactive.

Kreb·u·la·ting (krĕb"·yōō·lā'·teeng) TRANSITIVE VERB:

1. The ongoing process of merely existing.

Kreb·u·lat·er (krĕb"·yōō·lāt'·ər) NOUN:

1. One who merely exist.

Kreb·u·la·tion (krĕb'·yōō·lā"·shən) NOUN:

1. The act of merely existing.

Kreb·u·lant (krĕb"·yōō·lănt') ADJECTIVE:

1. The state of merely existing.

Kreb·u·lance (krĕb"·yōō·lăns') NOUN:

1. The effect of the act of merely existing.

{based-on the stem name "Sir Hans Adolf Krebs" (German born British physician and biochemist) who, in 1937 (along with seminal work from Albert Szent-Györgyi) identified the cellular metabolic process now commonly called the "Kreb cycle" (a.k.a.: the "citric acid cycle" or the "tricarboxylic acid cycle.") As the process suggests; what is needed for the cell's energy production (and storage and eventual release, as well as other needed processes for it to exist and merely function) so it is with this definition.}
"We'd get more work done if he wouldn't just Krebulate, while on the clock."

"I'm afraid all that she's doing is Krebulating, during her coma."

"Being a Krebulater is one sure way of gaining weight and destroying ones health."

"Krebulation alone, may well yet be, the cause of the down-fall of our society."

"You could have a rich and rewarding life if you weren't so Krebulant."

"Krebulance leads to ineffectiveness."
Krebulate by drochalsey May 19, 2009
A person full of love and strength. Blessed by god. Usually someone with an incredible sense of humor and charming good looks. An amazing father, husband and son. Someone who brightens a room with their unique personality. Definitely someone you want around and will never forget!
He’s such a great person, he’s such a wiomar!
Wiomar by olisaferoa29 November 12, 2018

Dorito Dusting

The art of spray tanning after Dyngus season
I can't wait for Dyngus day to be over so I can go Dorito dusting to prepare for my vaca in Cabo
Dorito Dusting by DyngusDevil March 29, 2013

ponderize 

it’s a combination of 80 percent extended pondering and 20 percent memorization. …
I invite you to "ponderize" one verse of scripture each week. -Devin Durrant
ponderize by Marshall Matthews November 22, 2015
To act like Doofy Dan
You're so damn doofy!
doofy by Doofster June 3, 2003
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