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face trumpet 

When your eating a bitch out and she quiefs in your face
This one time at band camp, I was eating out this Disney loving whore and she face trumpeted all over my face.
face trumpet by IrishHandGranade February 7, 2014

neck beard 

1. A long beard that reaches to the owner’s chest; a beard that essentially hides the neck.
2. The wearer of a long beard.

A term used to describe the long facial hair of some eccentric engineers and computer scientists -- especially on university campuses in the 70s -- who are so buried in their scientific work that they simply neglect to shave for months or even years.
1. Dexter looks like a hermit with his neck beard.
2. Look at Wayne, he’s hanging out with the neck beards now.
neck beard by hybrid noisebloom April 20, 2010

side-stacked

Debated discussion or topic, often talked about or mentioned.
This is a very side-stacked topic, but it's very easy to break it down.
side-stacked by skull_glitch_er September 28, 2026
A name that is almost always mistaken for another spelling. Darrel is often mispelled as "Darrell", "DaRel", "Daryl",
"Darryl", "Darel", "Darryll", etc. People who have been bestowed with this name are often prone to being majorly pissed off at this constant misunderstanding.
"Hey Darrell! How are you?"

"IT'S DARREL @$$HOLE!"
Darrel by DaRealMan February 21, 2009

Water Breathing Dragon 

When you insert a hose in the rectum/vaginal cavity and turn it on.
I can’t wait to try the Water Breathing Dragon with my girl.

Teeing Off 

A sexual move which became wildly popular during the 90's when a man gets a woman's nipples hard by either; rubbing ice cubes on her tits, doin' her in a walk-in freezer, doin' her outside in the cold weather, or any other cold involved situation to get them nips erect. Then the man places one or both of his balls on the erect nipple, the "tee" and uses his dick, the "club" to drive the ball(s) off the tee.
Bro it's so cold outside, I think if I crack open my window enough cold air will leak through that i'll be teeing off on this big-faced hunnie in no time!

Holy shit man we were so wasted last night she actually let me tee off!
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