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isollucination 

Isollucination:

1. When you've been in quarantine so long, you're hearing or seeing things that aren't real.

2. While in isolation, you hallucinate something that in fact it has not occurred.
Man, I had a really bizarre isollucination. I swore I heard my spouse come home, talk to the dogs then take them outside. Forty-five minutes later, he came in, greeted the dogs and said, "Daddy's home". When I asked if he had come in earlier, he said no, he was just getting home. This quarantine is taking it's toll on my mind!
isollucination by Mysteh March 25, 2020

Shopgirling 

Verb. Based on the events of the 2005 Romaric drama film ‘Shopgirl’ starring Claire Danes and Steve Martin.

When a wealthier older male uses his greater access to resources to spoil and future-fake a log term romantic relationship with a younger woman in order to gain then retain sexual access to her whilst actually having zero intention of actually committing to her.
Ray Porter was Shopgirling Mirabelle. He treated her well, spoiled her with luxuries and gifts and let her believe he wanted to be with her in the future. When the reality was he only wanted a sexual relationship with her on his terms.
Shopgirling by J-Lime April 22, 2024

Philadelphia Eagles 

Desperate NFL football franchise that embarks on a yearly pilgrimage to "almost, but not quite good enough." From T.O. to the dog-fighter who introduces himself to women as Ron Mexico, there isn't a scumbag this team isn't willing to sell its soul to in its effort to finally win a Superbowl. Of course, like all other NFL teams, its player collection of ignorant, arrogant malcontents mirrors the city it represents. A team that has always been and will always be green with envy of the Pittsburgh Steelers.
When I sit down to watch tabloid television, I usually tune in to the Philadelphia Eagles game, because although I know I'm about to watch a bunch of losers, I also know I just might see a pretty funny train wreck as well.

Eagle fan: My team is the greatest ever; we win games!
Steeler fan: Are you high? Every team "wins games," but the Steelers win Superbowls and lots of them!!!
Eagles fan: Oh really, we beat the Cowboys that year you guys lost to them in the Superbowl.
Steelers fan: Ha ha ha ha ha ha; typical dumbass Eagle fan retort. Just plain sad!!!

Supremacy 1914 

The hardest country you can choose in Supremacy 1914 is Chile because it's long and can be attacked from all sides
Det svåraste länderna man kan välja i Supremacy 1914

Det är speciellt svårt att välja Chile efter som att det är avlångt och kan bli attackerade från alla flanker!
Supremacy 1914 by cheesak April 28, 2022

Chandler 

1(v.) Using way too much marijuana (Chandler)
2(v.) Being sexual in a tawdry yet flattering manner (Chandlering)
1 Dude im worried about you starting to chandler a bit...

2 Oh my god Claire, he is so chandlering you!
Chandler by Ruffin it for whittey October 10, 2008

Patriarchy 

A synonym for a non-existent thing.

Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Patriarchy is evil. Donald Trump is a woman hater!

Have you ever been to Iran?
YOU DARE QUESTION ME! THAT IS PATRIARCHAL!
En homosexuell typ som älskar dahri.
Andra kända benämningar för denna kreatur är Jedrzej, Polesh, janderson och gay.
Titta vilken gay persson, den där älskar säkert dahri!
Men såklart det är ju Jendrek, va fan tror du!
Usch va äckligt!!!
Jendrek by Laaaaaaeeeers July 7, 2020
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