PseudonymsAreGay's definitions

Ali-A

The ultimate source of copeium.

Uhh I really couldn't talk to her today, I'm literally losing everything in life to anxiety. I guess I'll just watch some Ali-A instead.

by PseudonymsAreGay May 14, 2024

Vote Blue 💙🤍

"Vote Blue" is a term used in the United States of America to promote voting for the Democratic Party, for the current president, Joe Biden.

It can be accompanied with a blue heart (💙) and in some exceptionally rare cases a white heart (🤍) to express love and devotion, suggesting politeness. Although the political left's recent actions have proved otherwise.

Republican: Trump 2024 now more than ever. Bidenomics has failed and destroyed America with open borders, inflation, crime and drug overdoses.
Democrat: Nooo Vote Blue 💙🤍. Trump's a fascist dictator and he's gonna kill us all.

by PseudonymsAreGay May 9, 2024

Frick Joe Biden

How children can criticize Joe Biden, without getting hormonally sterilized into another gender.

Frick Joe Biden, I can walk better than him.

by PseudonymsAreGay May 8, 2024

No one cares

A psychological reaction to when a known individual repteadly boats about how great their life is on Instagram.

Look at my brand new shoes with my hottest girlfriend with all this cash.
No one cares.

by PseudonymsAreGay May 8, 2024

Bill Gates

A great man who is hated by the lowest degenerates of society. He is praised for founding Microsoft, engaging in charitable work and creating vaccination campaigns.

BILL GATES WILL MICROCHIP AND KILL US ALL
Do you fucking even know who Bill Gates is?

by PseudonymsAreGay May 8, 2024

Patriarchy

A synonym for a non-existent thing.

Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Weapons of Mass Destruction.

Patriarchy is evil. Donald Trump is a woman hater!

Have you ever been to Iran?
YOU DARE QUESTION ME! THAT IS PATRIARCHAL!

by PseudonymsAreGay May 5, 2024

Social anxiety

The mental equivalent of HIV, only because it leads to chronic loneliness, which is the mental equivalent of AIDS.

Around 12.1% of Americans have social anxiety. It might sound like a lot, or too little, but it implies 12 in 100 people have social anxiety, whilst the 88 can enjoy going on dates, losing their virginity and experiencing feelings of social highness.

by PseudonymsAreGay May 5, 2024