13 definitions by PseudonymsAreGay

United Statesing

When you colonize a country and fill it with your people to show how powerful you are, but that country ends up becoming more powerful than you are.

British Empire: I will colonize North America and show how powerful my empire is.
George Washington: Fancing some United Statesing. Hold my musket.

by PseudonymsAreGay May 5, 2024

Ali-A

The ultimate source of copeium.

Uhh I really couldn't talk to her today, I'm literally losing everything in life to anxiety. I guess I'll just watch some Ali-A instead.

by PseudonymsAreGay May 14, 2024

No one cares

A psychological reaction to when a known individual repteadly boats about how great their life is on Instagram.

Look at my brand new shoes with my hottest girlfriend with all this cash.
No one cares.

by PseudonymsAreGay May 8, 2024

Bill Gates

A great man who is hated by the lowest degenerates of society. He is praised for founding Microsoft, engaging in charitable work and creating vaccination campaigns.

BILL GATES WILL MICROCHIP AND KILL US ALL
Do you fucking even know who Bill Gates is?

by PseudonymsAreGay May 8, 2024

Patriarchy

A synonym for a non-existent thing.

Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Weapons of Mass Destruction.

Patriarchy is evil. Donald Trump is a woman hater!

Have you ever been to Iran?
YOU DARE QUESTION ME! THAT IS PATRIARCHAL!

by PseudonymsAreGay May 5, 2024

Religion of peace

When you have to repeatedly refer to a religion as a "religion of peace", then it is not a religion of peace.

Islam is a religion of peace. Terrorism has no religion.
Yes Islam is a religion of peace. A religion of pieces.
YOU CHRISTIAN NATIONALIST BIGOT!

by PseudonymsAreGay May 4, 2024

White noise

The only YouTube video you can watch repeatedly for 10 hours without getting bored.

What are your interests and hobbies?
Uhh, I listen to white noise.

by PseudonymsAreGay May 5, 2024