Patriarchy

A synonym for a non-existent thing.

Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Patriarchy is evil. Donald Trump is a woman hater!

Have you ever been to Iran?
YOU DARE QUESTION ME! THAT IS PATRIARCHAL!
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Religion of peace

When you have to repeatedly refer to a religion as a "religion of peace", then it is not a religion of peace.
Islam is a religion of peace. Terrorism has no religion.
Yes Islam is a religion of peace. A religion of pieces.
YOU CHRISTIAN NATIONALIST BIGOT!
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White noise

The only YouTube video you can watch repeatedly for 10 hours without getting bored.
What are your interests and hobbies?
Uhh, I listen to white noise.
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United Statesing

When you colonize a country and fill it with your people to show how powerful you are, but that country ends up becoming more powerful than you are.
British Empire: I will colonize North America and show how powerful my empire is.
George Washington: Fancing some United Statesing. Hold my musket.
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Ali-A

Uhh I really couldn't talk to her today, I'm literally losing everything in life to anxiety. I guess I'll just watch some Ali-A instead.
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Fuck the patriarchy

A phrase that calls for the complete extermination of males and masculinity. Usually used by angry radical feminists who cannot get a job and resort to fucking the Communist Manifesto.

This is similar to the chanting "From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free"
Person 1: "Did you know that most internet users are males?"
Person 2: "AHHAHAHAH FUCK THE PATRIARCHY!! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!"
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Biden 2024

Uhh no.
Democrat: Biden 2024, Dump Drumpf.
Republican: According to the polling, Trump has a higher chance of winning the 2024 presidential election. He is winning among swing state voters, minorities and younger generations.
Democrat: NOO! LOCK HIM UP RIGHT NOW!!!
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