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whiptongued 

When u see an attractive guy/girl instead of licking ur lips you whip out ur tongue and strap them with it! we aint got no time for playin..there are lots of ugly faces out there, that could use a brown bag or two, you just have to act quick when you see those fine looking ones. Just think of WHIPTONGUE as a snakes badass tongue: quick and stingy.
"DUDE I was on a crowded stinky bus this morning full of nasty looking people but then i spotted this fine little bimbo i just whiptongued the shit out of her.."
"Did she dig the whiptongue dude?"


whiptongued by susu877 October 29, 2008
Short for "cisgender" (opposite of "transgender"), used to describe someone whose gender identity matches their anatomical gender at birth.

Occasionally used derogatorily.
Mark: I heard that Stacy decided to start her transition.

David: Huh? Dude, Stacy is cis. You mean her sister.
cis by captaincorduroy June 29, 2009

Thomas Fisher 

Fucking squeaky n1gga with a tiny cock. Very unfunny and annoying
That kid over there has a tiny cock it must be Thomas Fisher
Thomas Fisher by Joedouglas69420 September 3, 2019

Parainconsistent Logic

The constructive embrace of inconsistency as a reflection of complex reality, not a failure of thought. In domains like social change, psychological growth, and quantum mechanics, contradictions often coexist: a person can love and hate the same thing; a system can be both stable and unstable; a particle can be wave and point. Parainconsistent logic allows us to hold multiple, incompatible truths without forcing a premature resolution. It is not an excuse for sloppy reasoning but a sophisticated tool for dialectical thinking, where contradictions drive progress (as in Hegelian or Marxist dialectics). It also underpins therapeutic approaches (e.g., DBT: accepting oneself and wanting to change simultaneously). By tolerating inconsistency, parainconsistent logic helps us avoid the violence of “either/or” thinking in favor of “both/and” wisdom.
Example: “She felt both angry at her friend and deeply loyal. Instead of demanding she choose, her therapist used parainconsistent logic: ‘Both feelings are real. You can hold them together. Contradictions are human.’ That validation allowed her to act thoughtfully, not reactively.”
Godlike in stature and considered handsome even by other men. A person who has been stalked by both women and goonermen as he is considered to be a playboy and highly sought companion. Oustanding physique bordering on an Adonis, with a pleasant and agreeable demeanor.
a really really nice guy...
Manuman by ManYooMan January 9, 2005

Simpatron 

Simpatron 3000
Simpatron by Bda? September 21, 2021
- People who try to be something they are not.
- People who have no idea what they are talking about.
- Insecure people who try to hard to fit in

Just be yourself. Black, Italian, Irish, Chinise, skater, goth, cheerleader, whatever just be yourself and don't give up who you are just to have fake friends.
Poser: "Oh my gawd I am so emoo, ew why are you wearing red?!? that's not dark and misunderstood like me!!

Normal Kid: "Emo doesn't mean wearing all back, fuck face, and I'm wearing red cause it's my favorite color, so you can pretend to be emo or whatver but in the end your just a replica of so many other fake kids aroudn you".
poser by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007
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