Roker

To accidentally shart oneself at an important even or gathering out of excitement or nervousness.

Al rokered himself in the East Wing of the White House upon meeting the President.

by captaincorduroy January 07, 2013

cis

Short for "cisgender" (opposite of "transgender"), used to describe someone whose gender identity matches their anatomical gender at birth.

Occasionally used derogatorily.

Mark: I heard that Stacy decided to start her transition.

David: Huh? Dude, Stacy is cis. You mean her sister.

by captaincorduroy June 29, 2009

Ride Quimby

To ride in the middle seat of a standard cab pickup truck, sometimes erroneously referred to as the bitch seat.

Unknown origin. Probably originated from the name of the sexual position quimby.

"Sorry man, I'm already driving someone else. You're gonna have to ride quimby."

by captaincorduroy September 10, 2011

granager

Your manager's manager.

Karen was angry that Walmart would not accept her expired coupon and demanded to speak to the granager.

by captaincorduroy April 28, 2022

dropped his purse

Occurs when a gay guy does something -- usually while drunk -- that leaves no doubt in anyone's mind regarding his orientation

See: Queen Out

"Damn, Cameron knew all the dance moves to that Beyonce song at the bar last night"

"Yeah, he really dropped his purse, didn't he?"

by captaincorduroy August 10, 2009