Definitions by captaincorduroy

granager 

Your manager's manager.

Karen was angry that Walmart would not accept her expired coupon and demanded to speak to the granager.

granager by captaincorduroy April 28, 2022

Roker

To accidentally shart oneself at an important even or gathering out of excitement or nervousness.

Al rokered himself in the East Wing of the White House upon meeting the President.

Roker by captaincorduroy January 7, 2013

Ride Quimby 

To ride in the middle seat of a standard cab pickup truck, sometimes erroneously referred to as the bitch seat.

Unknown origin. Probably originated from the name of the sexual position quimby.

"Sorry man, I'm already driving someone else. You're gonna have to ride quimby."

Ride Quimby by captaincorduroy September 10, 2011

dropped his purse 

Occurs when a gay guy does something -- usually while drunk -- that leaves no doubt in anyone's mind regarding his orientation

See: Queen Out

"Damn, Cameron knew all the dance moves to that Beyonce song at the bar last night"

"Yeah, he really dropped his purse, didn't he?"

dropped his purse by captaincorduroy August 10, 2009

cis 

Short for "cisgender" (opposite of "transgender"), used to describe someone whose gender identity matches their anatomical gender at birth.

Occasionally used derogatorily.

Mark: I heard that Stacy decided to start her transition.

David: Huh? Dude, Stacy is cis. You mean her sister.

cis by captaincorduroy June 29, 2009