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whoremonica 

Former president Bill Clinton's favorite instrument. You thought he played the sexaphone...I mean saxophone well.
Bill Clinton gave up playing the saxaphone and instead took up the whoremonica since it is a much more orally engaging instrument.
whoremonica by JacknRochNY November 13, 2007

Cell Phone asshole 

People who are so important, and godlike, that everybody within 100 miles of them should stop what their doing, stop breathing and simply disappear off the face of the Earth forever and ever. Their lives are incredibly important. Cell phone assholes should be put on Death Row and made to hear cell phones ring 24/7 until they're fried.
Vrin to cell phone user: Shut the fuck up NOW you cell phone asshole or I'll put you in my chipper/shredder and feed your chum to my goldfish.
Cell Phone asshole by jethrojones December 12, 2007

vercatimus 

A fag who prays on little kids by trying to lure them into his van with candy and toys. Also see Chris Watson of NH.
Look in that black van its a vercatimus.
Huub is an amazing person (blonde hair) with a beard. He's dating the coolest and hottest girl alive. He's outgoing and smart with some big and thick business in his pants.
Huub has a big d! I couldn't stop choking!
Huub by Yeeyeeteen42096 November 20, 2021

Goose Clique 

The goose clique is a fandom started by the live chat of a twenty one pilots video before its premiere, titled LOC-061-220-2012P at approx. 4AM EST on June 12. We reign by spamming #gooseclique 🦆🦆🦆.
Person 1: Hey! I like Twenty One Pilots!

Person 2: Same! Are you in the goose clique?

Person 1: No.. what is that?
Person 2: *angry goose noises*
Goose Clique by cos the best June 12, 2020

Womp and stomp 

This is a sexual act in where you are FUCKING THE SHIT out of a girl which makes a womp noise and then you pull out and nut in her ear after this you’ll throw her to the ground and stomp on her head to get the jizz out of her ear making the womp and stomp
Boy 1: yo I was fucking that bitch Jessica the other day and I did the womp and stomp

Boy 2: holy shit is she ok

Boy 1: NAH NIGGA THAT BITCH DEAD
Womp and stomp by LilNiggaBoy123 October 16, 2019
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