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brack by BDogg4Twizzle June 5, 2009
Urban Dictionary
Chavology
This refers to the ongoing and privately funded study of the current human subspecies known as "The Chav"
Since late 2002-2003 the chav population has sky rocketed
Nature enthusiast have become increasingly curious as to how this retarded subspecies could have flourished so well dispite lacking basic human brain functions.
This lead to a small group beginning dedicated research into chavs, which became known as "Chavology"
Since late 2002-2003 the chav population has sky rocketed
Nature enthusiast have become increasingly curious as to how this retarded subspecies could have flourished so well dispite lacking basic human brain functions.
This lead to a small group beginning dedicated research into chavs, which became known as "Chavology"
Here are some of the discoveries that Chavology has enabled us to make
1. Chavs have a hierarchy similar to Orks, usually the biggest and most stupidest Chav is the leader.
2. Chavs grow more Chav-like the more time the spend with Chavs
3. Chavs have there own language, this is referred to as "Chavenese" and largely consists of swear words and slang words
4. Chavs seem to have an unhealthy fixation on mothers and will regularly refer to your mother when you attempt to engage in converstation
"ya mam" "I banged ya mam" "thats what ya mam said" are some of the known phrases chavs use.
5. Chav males despite their confident mouthing off are very very self conscious about penis size, and in recent years have taken to sticking one hand down inside their trousers in an effort to try and stimulate growth of their organ.
However due to them doing this act when surrounded by other male chavs (sometimes younger) it has only succeeded in making them look both gay and pedophilic
6. A female chav has some degree of intelligence as they have realized that by breeding early they can milk money from the government instead of getting a low level job which requires more effort.
Thankfully it seems the UK Parliament has discovered this innate breeding/survival technique and is now instigating new population control methods by removing the support chav females receive after a successful breeding cycle
1. Chavs have a hierarchy similar to Orks, usually the biggest and most stupidest Chav is the leader.
2. Chavs grow more Chav-like the more time the spend with Chavs
3. Chavs have there own language, this is referred to as "Chavenese" and largely consists of swear words and slang words
4. Chavs seem to have an unhealthy fixation on mothers and will regularly refer to your mother when you attempt to engage in converstation
"ya mam" "I banged ya mam" "thats what ya mam said" are some of the known phrases chavs use.
5. Chav males despite their confident mouthing off are very very self conscious about penis size, and in recent years have taken to sticking one hand down inside their trousers in an effort to try and stimulate growth of their organ.
However due to them doing this act when surrounded by other male chavs (sometimes younger) it has only succeeded in making them look both gay and pedophilic
6. A female chav has some degree of intelligence as they have realized that by breeding early they can milk money from the government instead of getting a low level job which requires more effort.
Thankfully it seems the UK Parliament has discovered this innate breeding/survival technique and is now instigating new population control methods by removing the support chav females receive after a successful breeding cycle
Allowitza
soda seance
A seance that includes over 12 cans of soda pop to be consumed at around 2-3 AM. This act can happen without you knowing and until the next day when you wake up from your slumber, you will spot over 12-24 cans of soda that are all empty or half-full.
Forunt: Who the fuck drank all of my Dr. Pepper, did you have a Soda Seance again Adrian?
Adrian: i don't know.
Forunt: how can you say you don't know when i see like 18 cans of dr. pepper right next to your bed frame you fucking retard.
Adrian: oh.
Forunt: anyways get off the bed i gotta go choke the chicken to goatse.cx
Adrian: what the fuck ಠ_ಠ
Adrian: i don't know.
Forunt: how can you say you don't know when i see like 18 cans of dr. pepper right next to your bed frame you fucking retard.
Adrian: oh.
Forunt: anyways get off the bed i gotta go choke the chicken to goatse.cx
Adrian: what the fuck ಠ_ಠ
soda seance by ButterScott January 18, 2025
Fox Ridge Middle School
Every student has either an iPod touchor an iPhone by the eighth grade, every girl owns mostly name brand clothes, and popular guys own expensive jackets and shoes while nerds always have the newest portable gaming system at their side. Black people are automatically stereotyped as ghetto, and the white to minority ratio in each classroom is about 5:1. The oldest teacher is 40, while most are in their mid-twenties. They can't seem to find good Spanish teachers while the Choral, Band, and Drama departments are flourishing. The students are very naive about what is drama, and nobody really knows what ghetto is. Fox Ridge Middle School is definitely a large magnet for rich kids of Aurora/Centennial, Colorado.
Fox Ridge Middle School by foundmychin June 1, 2011
jay z
An overated gay pop artist aka fake rapper who sould his soul for riches. Was "ethered" by rapper NAS, who destroyed him in a rap battle and had Jay Z crying like a bitch on Hot 97. Makes party and pop hits (ala Britney spears). Only had 2 great albums in his lifetime, the rest were pop albums filled with the same lyrics about money,cash,and hoes. Overated by his white boy stans and surburban fans. Has no fanbase in the hood.
jay z by favorite rappers fav rapper September 30, 2006
On set
Used to ask or express the validity of something beyond a reasonable doubt; another way of saying/asking "For real".
Example 1:
Person 1: "Ey man, You heard Joey's in jail?"
Person 2: "On set?"
Person 1: "On set, homie. I put it on my momma"
Example 2:
Person 1: "Ey man, did you for real lose that CD I lent you? Like, not even playing, on set."
Person 2: "Yeah, homie, my bad."
Example 3:
"Stop playing games. If you don't stop fucking around with me, on set; Imma whoop your ass"
Person 1: "Ey man, You heard Joey's in jail?"
Person 2: "On set?"
Person 1: "On set, homie. I put it on my momma"
Example 2:
Person 1: "Ey man, did you for real lose that CD I lent you? Like, not even playing, on set."
Person 2: "Yeah, homie, my bad."
Example 3:
"Stop playing games. If you don't stop fucking around with me, on set; Imma whoop your ass"