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maddy and olivia

Maddy and Olivia are the best of friends, no one can destroy this friendship, no matter how far apart they will always be BFFs. However many people get jelous of this freindship and try and tear it apart, but no. It is just to strong.
'Damn,why aren't we as good friends as maddy and olivia'
'Grrr i wanna be Olivias friend why is she playing with maddy she is soooo annoying!'
maddy and olivia by Funkyduckling September 27, 2013

Wikipedia 

An online dictionary where anyone in the world can pretend to edit an article and then have it promptly reversed by an administrative editor (AKA wiktator) someone else in the world.
This allows Wikipedia to become a compendium for all the worlds knowledge, assuming the world's only residents are Wikipedia editors.
"ISIS published their complete plans for all their terrorist attacks this coming year on Wikipedia, but a wiktator removed it because it was unsourced."
Wikipedia by ADHDfidget May 3, 2017

retarculous 

We're going to invade England? That's retarculous
retarculous by squid September 26, 2003

Come on Kurt 

The ultimate family fantasy trophy is named after the most common saying of a beloved Aunt who passed a few years ago.

In true family spirit- having fun with fooling around and busting balls to build comradery, the team managers decided to create an acronym for the “Come on Kurt” Trophy and play the annual seasons for the “COK.”

It is the most prized trophy of any and all fantasy football leagues.
Player 1: “Thanks to Scott, who was the first champion of the SFFL, for his selfless dedication to aunt Margie, declining the right to name it after him for being the first winner.”

Commish: “The Come on Kurt” trophy will now be named the “COK.” Fran will still never win it though because his team always sucks!

Player 2: Yunkle Terry always cheats because he wants to get his hands on the COK!

Player 3: Timmy will always be tricking the guys into fighting hard for the COK because it’s funny as shit!
Come on Kurt by No Tango and no Cash September 17, 2023
The act of shooting one's cum into the nasal passage of the subject, thus filling the sinus cavity with a salty solution to draw the mucus out of the sinus.
Anna: I was really stuffed up until Phil gave me some Neti Cock. I haven't been able to breathe like this in a long time; Sure beats swallowing!
Neti Cock by team boomstick October 7, 2011
When someone in a group of friends. suddenly starts talking about bizarre conspiracies dominating the conversation.

Often using made up statistics , and using the word sheeple to describe anyone with an opposite hire.
OMG, that was intense , Dave went full Rogan. As a woman I can cope with Mansplaining , but when they go Rogan you cannot argue with them.
Rogan by Tuneraider November 30, 2024
The name for sandstorms in the sudanese language; also a multi-puropse word.
ex.1 During the drought seasons, you can find a strong Haboob

ex.2 Yo man that rice was a great haboob!
Haboob by Acidplanet_Member October 23, 2005
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