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dropped

Has your missus dropped yet?
by squid August 18, 2003
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ravenisagoatfucker

he anally rampages goats on a daily basis, and performs oral sex on the goats.
Ravenisagoatfucker just look at the goats all run away in terror.
by squid January 29, 2004
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doorknob

his head is blinding me
by Squid March 23, 2005
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retarculous

We're going to invade England? That's retarculous
by squid September 26, 2003
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African-American

A rather inaccurate term, used to describe a black American. On paper, it seems fairly sensible as British- Asian would be used as an ethnic description of Olympic boxer Amir Khan, as he is British but has parents from Asia (Pakistan).

However, I don't need to tell anyone with half a brain there have been black people in the USA for hundreds of years who have about as much connection to Africa as I do to Bill Clinton just because I'm white.

Think: could you see 50 Cent playing Senegalese folk music, phoning a witch doctor or conducting a "rain dance" with his (mostly black, I presume) G-Unit rapper mates? Nah!!

No, so shut the hell up, Mr Politically Correct - you're playing into the racists' hands by using this definition! (See go back to Africa.)

Another result of the political correctness, which seems to have made about as useful a contribution to Western society as AIDS.

D'oh!!
"Sorry, you can't say black, how about African-American?" - True statement made by a cop to a teenage friend of mine reporting a crime in the USA.
by SQUID May 8, 2005
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Two-Bit

crack fiend reply meaning "i give 2 flying fucks about what you are saying right now.
jim-"what time is it"
bill-" ah, two bit"
by squid February 3, 2003
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Scrotal Carnage

Carnage or painful excitement in the scrotal area. Can be caused by a number of different sensations including the scrotal jackhammer and getting your testes ripped of by an angry girrafe/scorpion.
I hope you get scrotal carnage you burnt shit gay-face
by Squid December 12, 2004
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