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village idiot 

the most stupid and or ignorant person in a town. also see george bush or republican
George W. Bush or other very stupid people, village idiot
village idiot by jzsdfhlskaj April 16, 2006

incestment

When a girl fucks her dad on the regular in exchange for money and cars
Bro i here that chick gets HUGE incestment form her dad.

WHOA NO WAY DUDE.
incestment by toxic cowZ May 26, 2018
A playful word for the narcotic drug cocaine that is intended to connote the embarkation of an activity that is lighthearted, merry, fun, exciting and/or arousing. When used in a declarative sentence the speaker’s tone may be smug, satisfied, and upbeat. Usage in an interrogative sentence should be accompanied by an outwardly sense of mischief or impishness with somewhat sinister or sly undertone (you know the implications of said activity but the word “Cha Cha” sounds so cute and harmless!). When used in an exclamatory sentence it is often accompanied by shock, exuberance, surprise (“damn that’s some good Cha Cha!”). Cha Cha is hardly ever used in an imperative sentence (unless to say “back the F$#^% off my Cha Cha!!”).
My name is Dr. Rockso and I do Cha Cha, ba-ba-baaaaby!!!

Dorito syndrome 

A man who suffered from invisible lat syndrome, and thus became a gym lunk focusing only on upper body training and thus acquiring a back shaped like a dorito
Walking towards the free weights, it could clearly be seen that Jim suffers from dorito syndrome.
Dorito syndrome by Jasprit Ahama March 28, 2021
Phil is a man that everyone adores. But also cherishes. But the audience would also say Phil?! 50?!
Omg it’s phil

Person responds with Phil? 50?!
Phil by PHIL?! May 14, 2022

steroids 

A performance enhancing drug that causes large amounts of muscle growth very quickly, when used right.

A common myth is that people's balls will shrink when they use them, but the truth is that those people already had small testicles to begin with, thus their reason for taking steroids.
Guy 1: "Steroids made my balks shrink"

Guy 2: "What balls?"
steroids by Godo Fall January 11, 2010
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