The sweetest person you will ever meet in your life. He is extremely cute and adorable. He is country. And everybody wants him. He is an amazing person.

when you've had an Airstream 1993 camper in your driveway longer than shotgun holes in a stop sign.

Potatomous - When you slurp someone on the couch.

A radio dj by the name of Pete who has large pockets with unspoken idems inside.

When you get so much fcking crazy that you can tuktuk every female in the world.

The pseudonym of a legend. He sneaks under the radar by playing COD, slinking around 08857 in the late hours of the night, and attacking people with his pup named Titus. He avoids daylight in the hopes of avoiding the devilbitch.. And drinks his fears of her away at night which earn him the reputation of a party ANIMAL. He has conquered the defense skill of smellyfartattacks to use in his sleep when he is most vulnerable to killer clowns. But the worst of all ... Hoozle is known for having a big, black, cold heart. Beware ladies ... He's deadly.