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Foreskin Fortress 

When a man's penis is fully erect and the foreskin still hangs off the dick end. Usually caused by excessive tugging of the foreskin or from having too many boys chew on it like bubble gum.
Son: "Dad? Why does your bald burrito look like shit?"
Dad: "Well you see son, I have a Foreskin Fortress!"
Son: "When I grow up, will I have a foreskin fortress?"
Dad: "Shut the fuck up son, and keep chewing your bubble gum!"
Name for MW3 player's whose console has never been turned off since it was first turned on. Also hits lame clips with headless mods because good players are too much of a challenge.
"Bro that Pwa guy headless kicked me out of the lobby again..."

"I KNOW RIGHT his clips don't even count..."
Pwa by Meehua January 1, 2020

BAZOOKERS! 

Term in which you say something out of pain, surprise, and happiness!
"My cat died BAZOOKERS!"
"I got a 100! BAZOOKERS!
BAZOOKERS! by acksquadowner September 24, 2020
A sign used in instant messaging to display emotions of confusion, lack of caring, unsuredness, or ignorance, much like a shrug.
Person 1: "Where did you go?"
Person 2: "\O.o/"
\O.o/ by Michael von Preußen April 23, 2009
Wan Lo
Wan Lo is a music teacher, and he is old, very old indeed. He has made a giant innovation in the aspects of both music and medical technology, the Wanlodica. Also, he is wise beyond age.

Age and appearance
Wan Lo, as mentioned above, is very old indeed. Current reliable first-hand sources claim that he is 6,235,717 years old actually, but no one has ever dared to ask him that question. He, as all old men are, has a lot of wrinkles on his head and is nearly bald, with a "Mediterranean sea" hairstyle(the top of the head doesn't have any hair, while the sides and the back have some, this is the infamous "Mediterranean sea" hairstyle). Anyway, he is very 87451.

Wanlodica
Myths say that Wan Lo's invention, the legendary instrument, the Wanlodica, is the infinite source of his eternal baldness and age.2 The Wanlodica was originally a melodica, but Wan Lo probably cursed it so that it is much harder to play than it's standard counterpart. Major differences include its black symbols marking the name of the "sofa note", and the horrible sounds it emits. It has the ability to play much more beautiful sounds than the melodica, but only those who have truly mastered the instrument can do so, including Cho Duck, Goerge and himself.

Official warning:
His breath stinks a lot. so, don't stay close to him.
A: I like Wan Lo
B: Don't be so 8745
Wan Lo by Dsmyrajdyanseh November 24, 2019
Damn she's bougly asf
Bougly by N.Nicole January 18, 2019
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