Bittie

CHRISTIAN WOOD

BITTIE = Gross 15 year olds and younger that try to be cool and "scene" yet, they have really ugly hair, listen to music that they only know one song to because, it's mainstream as shit. THEY ENJOY DRAMA, THEY EAT IT UP and they love hello kitty and everything cliche. OH and they hook up with ANYTHING they can... sluts they also take myspace photos from many angles and think they are so cool and GORGEOUS just cause, they can photoshop themselves but it's not even good photoshopping. :)

Bittie by tiffanytiffany January 30, 2009

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Crookers

Crookers is the conflation of Crack and Hookers. Two popular indulgences of the more affluent Scumbag (or Andrew). Common-all-garden Scumbags can normally only afford to indulge in Crack or Hookers but the Andrew can afford to juxtapose his pleasures with the Crooker.

Sean: Hi Andy, I hear you've just been paid. Finally getting that new jacket you've had your eye on?

Andy: Nah, I've spunked it all on Crookers

Crookers by Ein Kunt January 25, 2010

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wotcha

'wotcha' is a greeting

origins: ultimately dates back hundreds of years

it's a contraction followed by a phonetic spelling of:

"what chere cheer be with you?", which was a common phrase used as a greeting

chere/cheer meant 'face' and thus referred to a person's expression of their mood

person a: 'hello!'

person b: 'wotcha!'

wotcha by ukukukukuk March 30, 2009

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power of account

A legal instrument authorizing one to act as another's Facebook agent in times of intense overuse of the site as a procrastination tool. Handing over power of account would involve giving someone trustworthy your password, and allowing them to change it so that you won't be able to lurk the site instead of getting work done.

Dude, I'm trusting you with power of account - I've gotta get my history paper done.

power of account by burt.has.beer September 29, 2009

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Mandle

Noun. Combination of the words Man and Handle. Something to grab a man by, usually his penis. Synonym for penis.

Grab my mandle for a good time!

Mandle by Dr.Faggot420 October 4, 2022

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The Rooster

When you are throwing up while simultaneously going diarrhea. Usually you diarrhea in the toilet while vomiting in a trash can or bag.

Also known as the 'poopy-throws.'

I think I got food poisoning, 'cause I was up all night doing the rooster.

The Rooster by top dolla May 20, 2009

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Twaay

awesome and amazing guy. hilarious but can also be sweet... and will do anything he can to make you happy. extremely good looking and a flirt. the perfect boyfriend and OG Twaays are usually the dreamy gut that every girl would kill to have... but they never admit it to his face. he is the one you want to be snuggling with because he knows how to handle a girl.

i wish i could suck OG Twaay up 👅

Twaay by Tway , Twaay , OG Twaay November 7, 2018

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Mandle

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