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Martyrbating 

When you don't feel like masturbating but you do it anyway because you have nothing better to do.
I was so bored last night that I ended up just martyrbating until I fell asleep
Martyrbating by BoyWonder3 February 9, 2018
Prime dick, the kind of dick you probably only get maybe once a year. If your lucky. The kind of dick that you get, and you can't walk the next. No wobbly can't walk right kind of dick, the kind of dick where you literally can't move.
"Sarah, why are you just sitting around?"

"Because, I got some A1 dick last night!"

" Oh, sorry Sarah, didn't realize that. Good for you,Carry on."
a1 dick by Flashyboy July 19, 2016

Cherry Bomb 

1.A direct kick in the female genitalia Usually with two men kicking.

2.Sour taste with fruit: vivid taste
1.Sara kept on kicking Jonny an I in the nuts so we gave her a cherry Bomb.

2. when I bit into the red apple I gotta Cherry Bomb experience it was so sour
Cherry Bomb by Grumpy Gril'la October 8, 2016
A creature refered to as a Walter, is most commonly a creature living in the dark alleyways of Smaragdinovf-Islands, born from the ashes of past failures, spreading around disease and eating human infants. If a Walter touches you, you will immediately feel the sympoms of early NurglesRot penetrating your skin and seeping deep into your system. Walters are very much similiar to the musty ratbloods of Asphodel Meadows. Many Walters reside in the shadows of Smaragdinovf-Islands, only revealing themselves when feasting upon the innocent lives of the unfortunate, but the worst of the Walters choose migrate to Tartaros, to bring back condemned souls back to the world of the living, and creating even more chaos. Walters like that are called Hollow Walters, and when caught, they are sent to Pandæmonium, The capital of hell, to suffer, and feel the wrath of the ever burning fire of Grumanium. Walters cause chaos to the universe, they are the evildoers of the mythological world, the sinners of the dark, unloved by god. Walters are in terms of combat efficiency extremely powerful. Walters can wipe out large armies of enemies by awakening the true powers of their innner cores. By wielding the blade of Le'strombium combined with the horrors of NurglesRot, they are a force to be reckoned with. Walters are usually silent hunters, lurking in the shadows, waiting for their prey to walk past them, only to realize they have been caught by a Walter, having no way out of the Walters sharp claws.
Walter by Rypticus November 15, 2022

recharge 

a word used to define when a person is acting foolish and need to "recharge" their mind, similar to a battery. when batteries are about to die they need to recharge so they can work sufficiently. thus recharge is related toward your mind in that you need to stop being so stupid and think again.
you need to recharge your life.
recharge by tiger_blood January 3, 2006
People of the Millenials generation who believe they are artistic in appearance, have artistic abilities, and think they are photographers because they can add a filter to a photo. They enjoy smoking cigarettes, weed, popping molli, and doing drugs that are just random combinations of letters and numbers. Really they are a culture of people stuck somewhere between gay and straight. Fuck defining this, theyre a bunch of faggots.
Frank: Yo, did you see Rando got a new guitar?
Jim: Its not new, he got it at a thrift shop and it's warped and out of tune.
Frank: Yeah It has character and an iconic sound
Jim: I literally sounds like a baby crying.
Frank: Nah man, it fits his image
Jim: Of what? Looking like a homeless person?
Frank: You just don't get it, Rando's a hipster.
Jim: No, Rando is a cheap fuck
Frank: Ur a conformist man, hand me my fedora, I'm gonna go get high and take pictures of Rando and his new guitar
Jim: Fuck man, I need new friends
hipster by LostInLimbo December 16, 2014
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