hipster

People of the Millenials generation who believe they are artistic in appearance, have artistic abilities, and think they are photographers because they can add a filter to a photo. They enjoy smoking cigarettes, weed, popping molli, and doing drugs that are just random combinations of letters and numbers. Really they are a culture of people stuck somewhere between gay and straight. Fuck defining this, theyre a bunch of faggots.
Frank: Yo, did you see Rando got a new guitar?
Jim: Its not new, he got it at a thrift shop and it's warped and out of tune.
Frank: Yeah It has character and an iconic sound
Jim: I literally sounds like a baby crying.
Frank: Nah man, it fits his image
Jim: Of what? Looking like a homeless person?
Frank: You just don't get it, Rando's a hipster.
Jim: No, Rando is a cheap fuck
Frank: Ur a conformist man, hand me my fedora, I'm gonna go get high and take pictures of Rando and his new guitar
Jim: Fuck man, I need new friends
by LostInLimbo December 17, 2014
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Texan Finisher

A good way to get a girl to bite off your dick
planned that I'd do the Texan Finisher to this fat bitch so I dropped my gut on this bitches head before I was about to cum, and in the process of knocking her out, she bit my dick off.

(Because that's what happens when a person gets hit in the head really hard, this is why you are required to wear mouth guards in sports.)
by LostInLimbo December 17, 2014
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