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A place where children go to learn spelling, reading, math, arts and etc. in order to not be illiterate and have no future. While people may think its a bad place, its actually not. Its a better option then working at McDonalds the rest of your life or becoming a prostitute.
Austin: Hey J4n3 wh3r3 4r3 y0u g0ing?
Jane: To school
Austin: OMG! LMAO wh0 n33ds sch00l!1!!!
Jane: Where do you work again?
Austin: McD0n4lds
Jane: My point exactly. *walks away*
A man who is a goofball. Except, he is not stupid.
Boozan the Derb: "Listen man, I may be a goofball, but I'm not stupid."
Person 2: "Haha, alright."
Derb by Hipster1234 November 27, 2010

klondik cousins 

When a girl and guy who are (typically) friends have slept with the same girl or guy.
Kate and Javier are klondik cousins because they both slept with Gina.

Guy 1: "Luis was shocked when found out Liz was his klondik cousin!'"
Guy 2: "Why though? Tino gets around".
*posts on Snapchat a picture of her boyfriend*
*next snap*
Miah: that’s my boyfriend vls
vls by TanaThot69 July 31, 2018

HOE time 

It is the time 3:04 upside down that spells the word “hoe”.
Yo! Look what time it is...it’s HOE time!
HOE time by smatty21 March 30, 2019

dookie ass 

it means something that truly sucks, atrocious, awful, and sometimes just lame.
"hey did you read that new 50 shades book?" "no way man that shit's dookie ass!"
dookie ass by mrsapiosexual :-) December 15, 2022
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