emmi liimatainen

emmi liimatainen is extremely smol, 6 year old man who is obsessed with anime and asian culture. she spends all her free time watching anime, looking at hot pictures of shrek and playing minecraft. She can also easily get to 24 hours screen time, and does not mind pulling 8 all-nighters in a row. she is also nearly always late from school and never does her homework or studies for anything, yet she somehow passes all her tests. she is still very broken because her ex stepbro named elias never gave her the mcdonals chicken nuggets he promised to give her.

every man named emmi liimatainen finds shrek attractive

emmi liimatainen by sirabobpsstreamheatherbyconan May 8, 2020

TARGASM

The euphoria one experiences when shopping in Target after being deprived of this experience-- for instance, by living in a rural area or moving to a backward, undeveloped nation.

"After 6 months with the Peace Corps, I returned to San Diego and had to restock all my cheap plastic apartment crap. I went to Target and got all flushed and giddy and just felt this rush of ecstasy pushing my massive cart through the glossy, brilliantly lit aisles. Then I went to a second Target, making this a multiple Targasm -- The Big T! When it was all over, i wanted a cigarette-- and i don't even smoke."

TARGASM by Vixenator June 25, 2009

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danchef

1. When dancheck tries to emulate a chef.

How did the chicken turn out, danchef?

danchef by nat January 30, 2005

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Traditional Aristocracy

It is a regime, a transcendental, mythic, metaphysical, and spiritual bond in which rulers embody superhuman types as a telos, based on spiritual transcendence, hierarchy, authority, discipline, courage, honor, loyalty, fidelity, temperance, abnegation, virtue, wisdom, symbols, asceticism , anagogy and heroism. Consequently, the intrinsic integral development of its members (suum cuique). Something similar to ancient wisdom, myths, epics and spiritual traditions.

Among its main concepts are the fierce opposition to the centralized Modern State, the French Revolution and the consequent Liberal Bourgeois State, and its evils: Anarchism, Liberalism, Fascism, Populism, Communism, Marxism, Socialism, Nationalism, Modernism, Representative Democracy, Capitalism, Progressism, Totalitarianism, Humanism, Secular State, Statism, Positivism, Freemasonry, anti-right-left dichotomy, mass media, consumerism, materialism, darwinism, rationalism, anti-system, anti-republican, feminism, human rights, technocracy, gay rights, ecumenism, ideologies, globalization, militant atheism and abortion. He is skeptical of science, technology, organized religions and economics.

Traditional Aristocracy differs mainly from the liberal bourgeois and modern oligarchy, as it is based on transcendence rather than immanence.

Traditional Aristocracy by tradical July 7, 2023

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Nothingteller

Someone who recounts the mundane events of their day (or any past normal day) in extensive and specific detail, rarely elevating the emotional delivering of their "story" beyond the slightest hint of anemic charge, while ignoring any attempts by the listeners to stimulate the story by simply returning back to the dull, lumbering recall of their dry, insipid happenings.

Person A: "You speak to Mark recently?"
Person B: "Hell no. He's such a non-stop nothingteller that I blocked his number, moved to a new address, and filed a restraining order against him."
Person A: "You too, eh?"

Nothingteller by Han YoloSwaggins December 10, 2024