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the infamous skin babe wears whatever they can get for free. usually skin shirts, short shorts, blonde black hair. Likes stars and bros, most likey to have a flaw, usually has a skin sticker on the car window, most likely has a stupid tattoo, zebra car interior, hangs out with multiple bros at once, likes to look trashy but think they look good, doesnt work, etc etc..
yo bro lets go pick up on some skin babes at the brandin iron.
skin babe by yournamehere August 11, 2005
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Looks a lot like the crimson chin and is very bad at jokes and is very bad at come backs
Braden is annoying
Braden by Bifford did this March 22, 2019

beer brain 

When you're drunk and can't think straight.
Dude, I just downed 11 beers, got a case of beer brain.
When something scratches at your moral compass or beliefs.
Man, Dave going to a 4 year old's birthday party over hanging with the boys is very itchy.
Itchy by xXLikeX'sXx April 19, 2024

Fudge Dipped Golden Oreo 

When a male withdraws his penis from anal sex and it is covered in fecal matter and then inserts it into the females vagina where he proceeds to urinate while still inside the vagina.
"I got the bed soaked in urine after trying the fudge dipped golden Oreo last night with Jenna"

Xavier Quinn 

A ok looking teen who likes me but Abby likes him. Most likely a big penis because I've seen his boner
Xavier Quinn by Athena M. May 7, 2013

Fartado's Lady 

This is the pinnacle of deceit. It is the lowest possible classification found under the umbrella of the category "Sancho". This is a homewrecking act done by a female. In which, a female participates in any sexual act that involves ejaculation with a male that is taken or in a relationship with a distinct female classification. The key part here is, the male that is chosen to complete this grungeful act with HAS to be taken by a female significant other that is either a hooker, prostitute, escort, or any other classification of female that exchanges sexual acts with a predetermined agreement to receive a monetary settlement for this act. This is the crucial part in order to classify as a Fartado's Lady. It is the most vile and vengeful cheating act known to man. Generally this act is done by a female who is cheating to hurt someone (ex boyfriend, bf, etc). Condoms/protection are strictly forbidden, otherwise that defeats the purpose. And yes, escorts do have significant others.
Oh, No Way! That Mexican girl with the fake rrrrumpa clearly is not afraid to admit she had sex with Jaimas boyfriend! She just took down Jaima's whole client list in one swoop! She went for the dagger! Got someone with the 'ol: Fartado's Lady. Someone must have really pissed her off.