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Harry Styles 

Harry Edward Styles,

nothing to say except that he is perfect.
Be kind like Harry Styles.

The front porch 

While someone is laying on the ground you put a belt around their neck and then pull the belt forcing their face into your dick
I gave Jessy a the front porch the other weekend
The front porch by Freaky porch September 29, 2024
A fine sexy girl, that every boy falls for. She intelligent, and will ride or die for her friends and family. The best sex you will ever have. She may look ugly when she younger, but that glow up is insane
TaniRah is my wanna be girlfriend
tanirah by LoveTerry May 14, 2018

Disquadified 

No longer a member of the squad.
Bruh my bad but you're no longer on our level so you're disquadified .
Disquadified by Hey.Its.Yami October 27, 2015

Valenturd 

1.A card, note or gift sent for Valentines Day to an ex girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse or former "good" friend that contain left handed complements or thinly veiled insults.

2. A really crappy or thoughtless Valentines gift.
1. Dear Bill: Thank you for the one day pass to the "doggie" day spa. What a thoughtful Valentines gift! I thought you knew , I don't own a dog anymore. At least , since you moved out. With your dog of course. Your Friend, Susan

2. Oh look Debbie, Jason sent you "Beer of The Month" gift selection for Valenturds uh...excuse me, Valentines Day!

3. " You got a gift card to where? Isn't that a "plus" size store?" asked Linda.

4. Your welcome, that Cubic Zirconia really captures the fire in your eyes tonight.

5. Oh , Pizza Hut gift cards...geez, what a Valenturd
Valenturd by GlobalFred February 17, 2009
Kenssie shines as bright as the stars, and is has a heart as big as the moon. She is the girl that you always want to be, effortlessly gorgeous and free. Kenssie is the girl that holds you when you cry and tells you it's ok. She is extremely stubborn to the point where her heart has a war with her head every time it beats. Her eyes are alluring and captivating, and her smile is more beautiful that the stars. This is a girl that you want to know for years on end, you want to make a hundred memories with her over and over again. You have hundreds of inside jokes with her and you laugh daily. She can convince you to do some stupid things, but it's worth it in the end, creating memories. She will always have some sort of "je ne sais quoi" to her that will always be there, she's special and one of a kind. She comes with longs blonde or colored hair and listens to a lot of My Chemical Romance, and loves to make lots of jokes at the expense of other people, even though she doesn't mean to. Kenssie is most likely friends with a Jonathon and a Jacqueline, even if Jacqueline and Jonathon have other friends as well, they will never leave Kenssie behind. She is someone who will always have a place in your heart no matter how broken.
Kenssie skipped up to me and asked me a question I couldn't answer without lying,"Are you ok?"
Kenssie by Jackylyin read April 6, 2018