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Teagen is a girl that is lovable, kind, funny, extremely intelligent, spontaneous, and most of all she is someone who you would want to keep by your side forever. If she is your friend you will never find another person that cares as much as she does, even if she doesn't show it. You can count on her to be there for you no matter what even at 2 a.m. If she is your girlfriend well you just found the jackpot my friend! She only dates guys that she likes, and She is fiercely independent so she won't need you doing everything for her, and she will fight you on it believe me but she actually likes that you care so much. She will spoil you with gifts because that is just the type of person that she is! If you are lucky and you become serious she has already begun falling for you. She more than likely won't tell you but she has. She will want you to say it first so she knows that you are all in it too. Once she hears those words she will fall for you quickly and so will you. She has a way about her that you will never want to leave her side, and if you breakup she will be on your mind all the time. She really has everything a guy or a friend could ever want. She is also model level gorgeous! She is usually taller with long hair that can be light blonde to black, she usually has green eyes, hazel, or brown, and she has tan skin. Teagen usually looks runway ready, but she loves her band tees and jeans! all around she is an amazing girl that anyone is lucky to have or know!
Guy: Hey look it's Teagen!!

Guy 2: who is Teagen?

Guy: Look over there - the one with ripped jeans and AC/DC T-shirt on, do you see her?
Guy 2: Yeah! Man she is beautiful! Does she have a boyfriend?

Guy: Yeah she does! You can be friends though she is one of the nicest people I know!

Guy 2: how are you friends with her?

Guy: she tutored me in Spanish, she is really smart!

Guy 2: alright introduce me I want to get to know her!
Teagen by Sarah45 November 18, 2016

mastenú 

Lady pimp
My mastenú Isabel keeps asking for the money from Adrian that I got last night for the sex he paid for.

Grundle Bomber 

1)The act of landing an extremely devastating Martial arts blow to another person's Grundle, through one of several methods:
1a)Launching a person into the air, through a well-placed kick, or uppercut, and then positioning yourself underneath them, squatting, sitting or in crab-walk position, with one knee fixed firmly upright, so that the recipient lands their Grundle directly on your knee.
1b)(also known as "Grundle Bomber - Jackhammer style") A grappling move, in which the one who performs the Grundle Bomber launches into the air with the recipient, turns them upside down, holds the recipient's Ankles, and places their foot(s) or knee(s) on the person's Grundle. This will cause them to land perpindicular to the ground on their head, while the one who is giving the Grundle Bomber lands with their foot(s) or knee(s) on the recipient's grundle, usually causing the recipient to split in half.

2)Placing an explosive device in the pants or underwear of the recipient, in the grundle area, and causing it to detonate while they are being worn. Can be used in conjunction with definition 1.

3)Using one's Grundle to physically attack, As seen in the Jumping/butt-slam move in the popular video game "Street Fighter 2" by E. Honda.

When referring to the action, or the person performing the action it is still referred to as "Grundle Bomber". The "er" suffix is only removed when the tense is changed.
Jon:"Dude I just got Grundle Bombed."
Declan:"Who gave you the Grundle Bomber?"
Jon:"It was that Damn giant Robot."
Declan:"Oh yeah, I know that guy, he's SUCH a freaking Grundle Bomber."
Jon:"Yeah, tell me about it"
Declan: "He would give his Grandmother a Grundle bomber if he wanted to, he doesnt even care."
Grundle Bomber by jonxor March 4, 2008
2-CI, aka 2,5-dimethoxy-4-iodophenethylamine, a short acting synthetic psychedellic compound. Can be taken orally or snorted.

Often confused with mescaline, therefore it is sometimes refered to as "synthetic mescaline".

the name comes from the fictional conciousness expanding drug "spice" found in the book Dune, by Frank Herbert and the Star Wars films.
"They have been tripping on the spice all night."
spice by they speak to me in dreams October 24, 2005

Aundrina 

She is so pretty, she has everyone who she can talk to. Shes usually very sad,but she never cheats. No matter what. She can be found in the counselors office. Yet she doesn't talk shit behind your back. She just needs a friend she can talk and vent too. She popular and beautiful.
AUNDRINA-Shes so sweet even in her darkest times.
Person-Shes cheating
Person 2-nah shes at the counselors office
Aundrina by WithOfTheNorth May 3, 2022
Heavyn is the baddest bitch she don't take shit from other people and will pop off if needed. She very athletic and attractive. She hella funny and won't laugh unless it's funny. Altogether she's dope asf
"Heavyn fire asf"
Heavyn by Hdjjzmzndhsn January 7, 2017
The girl is on top.
O! Look at them, they look like they just did the mitionary position.
Mitionary by rurick26 April 5, 2009
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