An 'indie wannabee' is someone who wants to be 'indie' In most cases, these people were chavs before, going around getting off with every single lad in school and the all of a sudden, just to fit in with everything else, they claim to be 'indie'
These wannabee's try way too hard. The whole indie look is supposed to be laid back and not put on at all, whereas these wannabee's try way hard with their matching pumps, cardigans and highwaisted shit. Honestly, they need to get back into their 'ecko tracksuits' and stop trying to be indie.
Many 'wannabee indie kids' from the Coventry area, also known as Chaventry, claim to like The Enemy, a local indie rock band. Just because they like The Enemy, this apparently makes the all indie cindys. No, it doesn't. They need to be told.
"You wannabee indie cindys, please fuck off back to your street corner smoking your roll ups and drinking your wkd. You are not indie and never will be, no matter how hard you try, alright!?"

(pronounced "Pin-S") 1 .adj- something kick ass
2.n- a sleaze bag or pervert also a comon word for a rather large penis 3.v-to do something with great ease or skill

venis brother, 20 years old,watches porn,likes people called amy,fiona,claire,fat people with ginger hair and freckles.

The act of slapping a bitch, hoe, or even a woman in the face with one's penis. Optimally, a Wappy Slappy is given with enough precision and force to leave a dark-purple bruise in the middle of the forehead, usually in the shape of a large mushroom, army helmet, or garden spade.

Extreme in scale or magnitude.

blobification is a term used to describe an overall 'blob' state or demeanor. This is often expressed by a lack of reaction to any external stimulus; this includes but is not limited to; poking, carrying, smacking, or being handled in any such fashion.