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Kleinschuster

One of a kind. Kleinschusters are the BEST kind of people. Every single one has their own personality and are addictive like Pokemon cards... you want to get to know them all. They are all tall and very competitive individuals who are straight savages. They are high-key very smart and are not afraid to show it. People either want to be with a Kleinschurster or be a Kleinschuster. Be careful around a Kleinschuster though, you'll have to get use to not being in the limelight.
Dang, that there is a Kleinschuster GUR...
My dream is to be a Kleinschuster one day.
Kleinschuster by Karra Klein August 3, 2022

The Iwo Jima 

A sexual position of sorts. It requires you, a girl (or guy whatever your into), 9 buddies, walkie talkies, WWII attire, an american flag, duct tape, a dildo, and a camera. As your banging your partner right before cumming scream over the walkie talkie "For America!" and your buddies kick down the door and mount your unfortunate partner and stick the american flag with the dildo duct taped to it into the persons ass. then everybody smiles for the camera
"Whatd you do last saturday night?"
"Dude I totally did The Iwo Jima to this bitch and she cried...it was awesome"
Suck my bird

Steve Jobs 

Douchebag...no way around it, and he knows it.

Founded Apple by robbing another man who did all the work for him (Wozniak). The only reason he is so popular is because of his ultimate salesman persona, that allowed him to captivate and trick 3% of the general PC using public.

What people fail to realize is that the reason 98% of people use PC's is because most people like the idea of generosity, economic flexibility and freedom. Apple is none of these things, and the single BIGGEST Big-Brother company of all time.

Wozniak is the true genius behind Apple, a good man and a humanitarian, and Jobs robbed him. Wozniak himself was so disgusted with Jobs business policies that he gave his millions to a laid-off Apple employee and quit. He has yet to return, and I know he never will.

Bill Gates gives billions to charity. Linus made his platform free. Steve Jobs acts like he's high and fucking mighty because of his supposed 1$ salary. I CALL BULLSHIT ON THAT ONE.

TL:DR- Jobs is the ultimate self-inguldent douchebag of all time, and it is his policies and his policies alone that make Apple what it is. If you like overpriced technology that does less, bullshit customer service that robs you of buckets of money unfairly and want to be a part of the most elitist cult of all time, you have Steve Jobs to thank.
I don't need an example of Steve Jobs, enough has already been said.
a good boy simple boy kind bold
khuben is good boy
khuben by khuben November 22, 2021
It's a cute smile you put at the end of and im or text just to make it look cute. This may also express you are happy.
see also:
lol
1) OMG! I just got the cutest pair of shoes today! :)

2) Text: I got an A in algebra!
Reply: :)

Variations:

: )
:-)
:]
:-]
:))(can have multiple smiles)
XD
:) by My friends call me icy October 22, 2008
don't lick that battery, you complete twoddy
twoddy by joeybeez February 16, 2008
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