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Bastardian 

A person who has 0 texting skill, and so their texts look like they were bastardized, or really fucking high.
1: hEO mu hjy, csn tuo frick ne uppp?/
2:Who are you, a Bastardian? Sober up, you drunk!
Bastardian by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024
im a forty.
forty by kidgamer1026 January 24, 2019
Person who hosts an online game and bullshits the hell out of everyone in their game
Dude 1- OMG nigga that dude just killed me
Dude 2- Yeah he's a host

Host- I raped the fuck out of those kids
Host by Irapebabies September 22, 2009
An insecure man child who will fuck anything with legs. Pussy, cock, asshole, he’ll take it, not tell you about it and then gaslight you and say it never happened when you find out. He’s usually fully of STDs to get your ass tested.

Cheers

Also, he got a crooked ass nose and likes to masturbate for 10 hours a day while working with children.
Cameron Good has cheated on me so many times with Jorge, I think THEY might be the ones in a committed relationship now.
Cameron by anonymous March 26, 2023
An awesome person with a hilarious personality! His name means famous warrior and that’s so true! He’s the type of guy that everyone knows and if you don’t know him, you want to! Don’t get on his bad side! If you hurt his friends in any way, he will kill you! He is the nicest guy you’ll ever meet and has a ton of jokes up his sleeve. He’s unpredictable but hard to understand at first. Find yourself a Luis. Guaranteed you’ll be happy whenever you’re around him!🤪
wanna meet my friend?
I’m an introvert...
Don’t worry! It’s Luis!
Oh! Ok!
Luis by DONKEYSPIDDLE! December 15, 2020
Kali by waffles the fish November 10, 2010
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